Introduction | p. 1 |
The Pollyanna Period | |
Congratulations, Now Where Do I Slot “Baby” in Outlook? | p. 9 |
CU Wouldn't Want 2BU/Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone? | p. 27 |
On Leave: Vacation or Hell? You Make the Call | p. 43 |
The Bitch Is Back | |
Child Care: It'll Make You or Break You | p. 65 |
The Breastraunt Is Open for Business: It's Official—You Are a Dairy Queen | p. 98 |
Call the Help Desk—You Need Your Password! | p. 120 |
Fake It Till You Make It (Looks Are Everything) | p. 138 |
The Crash | |
The Realities of the Working Mom: Business Trips, Diarrhea, a Leaking Roof, Pinkeye, Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Disease, Whining Employees, Pouting Husbands, and Other Issues That Drive You to the Brink of Insanity | p. 161 |
Crazy Eyes and Other Signs That You've Officially Lost It | p. 187 |
The Guilt Is Killing Me! | p. 204 |
Your Career—The Sacrificial Lamb | p. 214 |
Mommy Gets Her Mojo Back | |
Throwing Money, Mothers-in-Law, and More Money at the Problem | p. 233 |
You Are Not Your Husband's Mother | p. 257 |
Fried Eggs for Dinner and Other Time-Saving Tips | p. 273 |
We've Got Your Back | |
The Circle of Trust | p. 297 |
Taking Care of You: More Than the Three S's (Shower, Sh*t, and Shave) | p. 310 |
Epilogue: Yes, It's Hard, but We're Not About to Change It | p. 325 |
Acknowledgments | p. 327 |
Resources | p. 331 |
Index | p. 337 |
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