101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die

by Normandy, Marsha; St. James, Joseph

• ISBN13: 9781416585268
• ISBN10: 1416585265
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2008-11-04
• Publisher: Gallery Books

Summary

You remember your first, you remember your worst, and you should definitely remember some special moments in between. But you should also have a few memories of places where you've enjoyed "sleeping" with your partner that doesn't involve the same old place you wake up in every day. 101 PLACES TO HAVE SEX BEFORE YOU DIE provides readers with a list of real places where real people can have sex without too much difficulty (and it'll always be worth the trouble). In some instances there will only be time to round one of the bases (think "Drive-thru"); other suggestions will allow you time to re-enact that entire beach scene from From Here to Eternity (perhaps on your neighbour's kitchen floor). Each location in 101 PLACES TO HAVE SEX BEFORE YOU DIE will be accompanied by a box to check off once the reader has successfully completed the deed there, a place where they can mark whether or not they'd venture there again, and a "notes" section for commentary. In addition, helpful icons will indicate certain hazards or special considerations for each place (for instance, if there's a chance you might get arrested, if there are time constraints, if there's a risk of embarrassment, etc.). Whether you're feeling romantic, adventurous, sporty, lazy, or just plain naughty, this book is a must-have for anyone who enjoys a good romp in the hay (or in the reptile house at the zoo).

Author Biography

Marsha Normandy and Joseph St. James are also the authors of SSE's THE HANDJOB HANDBOOK (Summer 2008).

Excerpts

1The BeachIt's time honored, dare we say cliche. If you've actually had sex on the beach, you know the experience is lessFrom Here to Eternityand more "How do I get this sand out of my butt crack?" But oh, the sound of the waves, the feel of the ocean lapping at your toes -- we certainly understand the allure.For those of you determined to live out those sand-and-surf fantasies, we suggest a less-itchy compromise: the deserted lifeguard stand. Let's be honest: at least one of you has daydreamed since adolescence about doing it with the lifeguard. (And if you actuallyhavedone it with the lifeguard, kudos to you. Let us know how you pulled that one off.) The stands are often made for two lifeguards to sit side by side, thus providing ample room for maneuvering. Climbing up there is half the fun, but bring a flashlight if the sun has set and you have only moonlight to guide you. A large towel should keep the action relatively sand free. Just know that should things get too wild up there, there is a risk that one of you might accidentally roll off. However, there is often a huge mound of sand in front for emergency landings, so your chances of survival are fairly high.Copyright 2008 by Marsha Normandy and Joseph St. James