101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die

by Normandy, Marsha; St. James, Joseph

• ISBN13: 9781416585350
• ISBN10: 1416585354
• Copyright: 2008-11-04
• Publisher: Simon & Schuster

Summary

Stuck in a rut? Feeling adventurous? Moderately flexible? Spice up your sex life by luring your partner out of the bedroom!There's a saying: Everyone remembers their first, and everyone remembers their worst. And there should definitely be some special moments in between. That's where101 Places to Have Sex Before You Diecomes into play. This fun, portable workbook provides a list of everyday places where venturesome people can have sex -- without too much difficulty. Each location features:- a difficulty rating (cakewalk to sexperts only)- helpful icons to indicate certain hazards or special considerations for each place (for instance, if there's a chance you might get arrested; if there are time constraints; if there's a risk of embarrassment; if any special equipment is needed, etc.)- a box to check once you've successfully completed the deed- a place to mark whether or not it's worth a repeat performanceWhether you're feeling romantic, adventurous, sporty, lazy, or just plain naughty,101 Places to Have Sex Before You Dieis a must-have for anyone who enjoys a good roll in the hay (or on a floating dock, or even in the reptile house at the zoo).

Excerpts

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The Beach

It's time honored, dare we say cliché. If you've actually had sex on the beach, you know the experience is less From Here to Eternity and more "How do I get this sand out of my butt crack?" But oh, the sound of the waves, the feel of the ocean lapping at your toes -- we certainly understand the allure.

For those of you determined to live out those sand-and-surf fantasies, we suggest a less-itchy compromise: the deserted lifeguard stand. Let's be honest: at least one of you has daydreamed since adolescence about doing it with the lifeguard. (And if you actually have done it with the lifeguard, kudos to you. Let us know how you pulled that one off.) The stands are often made for two lifeguards to sit side by side, thus providing ample room for maneuvering. Climbing up there is half the fun, but bring a flashlight if the sun has set and you have only moonlight to guide you. A large towel should keep the action relatively sand free. Just know that should things get too wild up there, there is a risk that one of you might accidentally roll off. However, there is often a huge mound of sand in front for emergency landings, so your chances of survival are fairly high.

Copyright © 2008 by Marsha Normandy and Joseph St. James

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