An American Bestiary

by McCarthy, Eugene J.

• ISBN13: 9781883477332
• ISBN10: 1883477336
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2000-04-01
• Publisher: Lone Oak Pr

Table of Contents

Contents	3	(6)
AAA	9	(3)
The High-Level Advisor	9	(1)
The Viable Alternative	10	(1)
The Antelope Situation	11	(1)
The Aura	11	(1)
BBB	12	(4)
Beagle Brains	12	(1)
The Boll-Weevils	13	(1)
Hair & Hide Brands	13	(1)
Tight & Other Budgets	13	(1)
The Bug Under the Chip	14	(1)
The Bloated Bureaucracy	14	(2)
CCC	16	(7)
Cutting Cattle	16	(1)
The Chameleon	16	(1)
The Charisma	17	(1)
Chickens	17	(1)
The Cockerel Step	18	(1)
The Columnist:	19	(1)
The Consensus	20	(1)
The Broad-Based Constituency	20	(1)
The Cowbird Technique	21	(1)
The Mounting Crisis	21	(1)
Cut & Run	22	(1)
DDD	23	(5)
The Staggering Deficit	23	(1)
Democrats & the Prehistoric Pigs	24	(1)
The Credible Deterrent	24	(1)
The Dilemma	25	(1)
Driving Cows & Driving Pigs	26	(1)
There's Dwarfism in His Family	27	(1)
EEE	28	(1)
The Emerging Equation	28	(1)
FFF	29	(1)
The Filibuster & The Dilatory Motion	29	(1)
GGG	30	(4)
The Running Gamut	30	(1)
The Flexible Goal	31	(1)
Fainting Goats	31	(1)
The Gobbledegook	32	(2)
HHH	34	(2)
The Hinny & The Mule	34	(1)
Hunting in Pairs	35	(1)
III	36	(4)
The Impasse	36	(1)
The Untouchable Incumbent	37	(1)
The Economic Indicator	38	(1)
Inflation	39	(1)
KKK	40	(2)
The Kangaroo & U.S. Foreign Policy	40	(1)
A Hard Keeper	41	(1)
LLL	42	(3)
Up to the Lick-Log	42	(1)
Abraham Lincoln, of Cuttlefish & Hound Dogs	42	(2)
The Loophole	44	(1)
MMM	45	(4)
The Mandate	45	(1)
The Vanishing Milieu	46	(1)
The Gathering Momentum	46	(2)
The Musk Oxen Defense	48	(1)
OOO	49	(1)
The Ombudsman or Ombuds-person	49	(1)
On Owls & Mackerel	49	(1)
PPP	50	(11)
The Paradox, or Pair of Doxes	50	(1)
The Parameter	51	(1)
Perot and the Aardvark	52	(1)
Pigeons and Political Reform	52	(2)
The Pregnant Pause	54	(1)
The Presidential Hop	55	(1)
Press Birds	56	(1)
The Press and Self-Examination	57	(1)
The Last Priority	58	(1)
The Gross Domestic Product (ne Gross National Product)	59	(2)
QQQ	61	(3)
The Qualm	61	(1)
The Quandary	62	(1)
The Leaping Quantum	63	(1)
RRR	64	(4)
The Reform	64	(1)
The Great Regurgitators	64	(2)
The Investigative Reporter	66	(1)
Republicans and the Reindeer	67	(1)
SSS	68	(6)
The Most Serious One	68	(1)
The Budgetary Shortfall	69	(1)
The Reliable Source	70	(1)
The Political Spectrum	71	(1)
The Horned Steer	72	(1)
The Syndrome	73	(1)
TTT	74	(1)
The Blind Trust	74	(1)
WWW	75	(11)
Wall Street: Birds, Bugs, Fish and Beasts	75	(10)
The Whelp that Laps Water	85	(1)
Index	86	(9)
About the Author & Artist	95