The Bible of Unspeakable Truths

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  • Edition: 1st
  • Format: Hardcover
  • Copyright: 2010-05-25
  • Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
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Greg Gutfeld, the acclaimed host of the popular, nightly Fox News show Red Eye, has packed this book full of his most aggressive (and funny) diatribes -- each chapter exploring Unspeakable Truths that cut right to the core and go well beyond just politics. Greg deconstructs pop culture, media, kids, disease, race, food, sex, celebrity, current events, and nearly every other aspect of life, with Truths including but not limited to: "if you're over 25 and still use party as a verb, then you're beyond redemption," "the media wanted bird flu to kill thousands," "attractive people don't write for a living," "death row inmates make the best husbands," and "the urge to punch Zach Braff in the face is completely natural." With an irreverent voice, incredible wit, and a firm take on just about everything, this is a manual for how to think about stuff, by a guy who has thought about precisely that same stuff. And, even if you disagree with Greg, this book will make you laugh--guaranteed.* *Not guaranteed.

Author Biography

Greg Gutfeld is-áthe host of Fox News Channel's nightly news show,-áRed Eye, and a blogger for The Daily Gut. He was one of the first and most popular bloggers at The Huffington Post, and the only one-áto garner a petition to be thrown off the site. Born and raised in San Mateo, California, Gutfeld earned-áhis bachelor's degree from the University of California, Berkeley, and currently resides in New York City with his wife, Elena.

Table of Contents

Media Assjacketsp. 1
Political Crapp. 15
Stupid Bratsp. 67
Obligatory Sex Junkp. 81
Pets and the People Who Touch Themp. 105
Racial Junk and Junk That's Racialp. 113
Celebrity Psychosisp. 121
Terror and Other Unimportant Stuffp. 133
Things That Are Stupidp. 145
Gender Studyingp. 159
Health Mulchp. 177
Society, Culture, and Other Vague Chapter Headingsp. 201
Sporting Sport Sportsp. 223
Religion and Morality (Don't Worry, It's Short)p. 229
Crime and the Criminals Who Crime Itp. 239
Drugs and How Much I Hate (Meaning Miss) Themp. 247
Stuff You Put in Your Facep. 253
Miscellany (i.e., Really Great Stuff That Pretty Much Could Go Anywhere in the Book but Ended Up Here Because I'm Lazy)p. 259
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