Born on a Rotten Day : Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac

by Dixon-Cooper, Hazel

• ISBN13: 9781439188705
• ISBN10: 143918870X
• Copyright: 2009-12-01
• Publisher: Simon & Schuster

Summary

In this wickedly funny guide, professional astrologer Hazel Dixon-Cooper casts off sugar-coated astrology in favor of exploring the maladjusted side of the universe. If you want the inside scoop, the real deal, the lowdown on each sun sign, then look no further.It's time to forget those traditional astrology books where Sagittarians are gregarious, Capricorns are ambitious, and Pisceans are dreamers. Instead, enter a world where Archers are loud-mouthed bores, Goats are pompous social climbers, and Fish are chronically helpless. Dixon-Cooper debunks the myths, reveals the flaws, and examines the dubious virtues of each sun sign. Discover how to use your own inner brat to outwit bullies, outmaneuver manipulators, and win those endless games that lovers play. Learn how to deal with those dysfunctional people you encounter every day, including how to:contain a Ram's oversized ego calm a raging Bull keep a fickle Twin faithfulIrreverent, biting, and laugh-out-loud funny,Born on a Rotten Dayexaggerates the bad, exorcises the good, and puts a new spin on the age-old question -- what's your sign?

Table of Contents

Malice in Wonderland

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Leo (July 23-August 22)

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

Libra (September 23-October 22)

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

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