Dedication | p. 3 |
Preface | p. 7 |
Growin'up a Cardinal | p. 11 |
Baseball Memories are Free and Worth Every Penny | p. 12 |
Where the Past is Present | p. 15 |
Busch Stadium: The Last Refuge of Scoundrels | p. 21 |
Fanecdotes | p. 24 |
Busch Stadium | p. 35 |
Bingo, I Must Be In the Front Row | p. 36 |
It Was a Ball | p. 43 |
"Take This Job and Love It" | p. 66 |
Donny Baseball | p. 74 |
The Sign Man Cometh | p. 77 |
He's From the Quad Cities; It's Twice as Good as the Twin Cities | p. 84 |
Short Stories From Long Memories | p. 88 |
On the Road Again | p. 97 |
Lewis Levey Once Had an Arm Wrestling Bet with Clark Kent. The Loser Had to Wear His Underwear Outside His Pants | p. 98 |
He's Been a Cardinal Fan Ever Since George Hendrick Hammed It Up For The Fans by Slightly Arching His Left Eyebrow | p. 100 |
Notre Dame Needs a Fullback, a Halfback, and Ara Back | p. 104 |
The Cards are Number One on His Ship List | p. 110 |
Hear Me Now, Listen to Me Later | p. 113 |
He Bought Fake World Series Tickets, Then He Drank a Six-Pack of O'Doul's and Got Into a Fake Fight | p. 116 |
There's No Proof That Smoking Causes Cancer…Well… There's No Living Proof | p. 123 |
So Say You One, So Say You All | p. 127 |
A Female Cardinal Fan | p. 129 |
When MLB Calls Ya Gotta Accept the Charges | p. 130 |
Female Cardinal Fans are Some of Life's Most Misunderstood Creatures" | p. 134 |
Marriages are Made in Heaven, So are Thunder and Lightning | p. 138 |
When We Were Young and Our World Was New | p. 143 |
He's Not Heavy, He's My Brother | p. 147 |
Yada, Yada, Yada | p. 150 |
Sign Here | p. 183 |
Cardinal Fever? No Cure! | p. 184 |
As a Youngster He Prayed to be a Cardinal. God Answered His Prayers: He Said, "No." Little Timmy Dolan Prayed to be a Cardinal. God Said, "Yes!" | p. 191 |
Quick Hits and Interesting Bits | p. 195 |
Cardinal Palooza | p. 207 |
A Coach is a Teacher…With a Death Wish | p. 208 |
Deep Thoughts, Cheap Shots, And Bon Mots | p. 214 |
The Last of the Ninth | p. 227 |
Hey Now, You're an All-Star, Get Your Game On, Go Play | p. 228 |
Down at the Corner of What and Why | p. 231 |
These 7 Things are the 10 Reasons to Love Baseball | p. 236 |
If Life Was Fair There Would Be No Wheelchairs | p. 240 |
Sometimes God Just Hands Ya One | p. 242 |
All it Takes is All You Got | p. 248 |
But Wait…There's More | p. 253 |
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