Chivalry, Thy Name Is Bubba Book 1

by Williams, Robin Traywick

• ISBN13: 9781585008094
• ISBN10: 1585008095
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 1999-12-01
• Publisher: Authorhouse

Table of Contents

Foreword	ix
Lessons in Country Living from South of the Pole	1	(6)
Blame the Bleeding Liberals	7	(4)
On the Lam	11	(4)
The Occasional Great Crozier Dog Races	15	(4)
Don't Scare the Turkeys!	19	(4)
A Neighborhood of Pyromaniacs	23	(2)
Numbers Have Nothing to Do With It	25	(4)
Chivalry, Thy Name Is Bubba	29	(4)
Attic Memories	33	(8)
`How We Live in Virginia' Doesn't Involve Snakes	41	(4)
Sometimes Ya Just Gotta Go	45	(4)
An Open Letter to Queen Elizabeth	49	(4)
Victim of Lucy Andrews Syndrome Sees `Snowy Hawk'	53	(4)
Great Expectations: The Truth about Pregnancy	57	(8)
Alexandra Ripley, I Don't Give a Damn	65	(4)
An Eye for an Eye, An Eye for a Horse	69	(4)
Grown-ups Don't Eat Cookie Dough	73	(4)
The Hard Task of Becoming an Accomplished Young Lady	77	(4)
In the Privacy of Their Own Club	81	(4)
Blood Is Thicker Than Water or Highway Maps	85	(4)
Broodmare Turned Racehorse	89	(12)
We Could Always Call Her `Junior'	101	(4)
How I Was Cured of Being a Health Nut	105	(4)
The Secret of Winter Is Its Little Pleasures	109	(4)
The Facts of Gender, or, Indulging Imelda	113	(4)
Caught with Our Vents Open	117	(4)
Do-It-Yourself Funerals Are More Satisfying	121	(4)
Nana's Program for Young Ladies Who Wish to Get Married	125	(6)
Addiction Is in the Eye of the Beholder	131	(4)
The Magic Carpet Pony	135	(10)
Boat People and Their Boat Stuff	145	(4)
Wasting Away in Garbageville	149	(4)
Foxhunting in February: Rugged, Sensual	153	(6)
`Yes Ma'am,' The Manners Police Are Desperately Needed by Today's Children	159	(4)
While We're on the Subject of Boats	163	(4)
Summer Olympics Need Dessert to Go with Entree	167	(4)
The Mysterious Schedule of ``Subs''	171	(4)
The Animals Have Us Well-Trained	175	(2)
From Here to Maternity	177	(4)
`Cooking' Is a Term to Be Used Loosely	181	(4)
Lost in Time and Space While Supper Burns	185	(4)
Getting to the Meat of the Story	189	(4)
Making a Grand Entrance	193	(4)
Wedding Bell Blues	197	(4)
A Tale of Two Goats	201	(4)
Young People Are Masters of Vital Skill: Doing Nothing	205	(4)
O Tannenbaum	209	(4)
`I See' Said the Blind Man as He Picked up His Hammer and Saw	213	(4)
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream	217	(4)
Christmas Toys Bring Christmas Joys	221	(4)
Biomedical Breakthrough in Goochland	225	(4)
Blessed Be the Ties that Bind	229