Common Sense, Nonsense, or Church Sense : Hilarious, Hard-Hitting Stories Full of God's Truth

by Carlson, Ron

• ISBN13: 9781892435071
• ISBN10: 1892435071
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2000-11-01
• Publisher: Covenant Publishing

Summary

Ron Carlson is a superb, witty storyteller. More importantly, he uses humor to offer telling and vital insight into critical issues of Christian living. You will chuckle about stories in these pages for years to come.

Table of Contents

Preface	p. 7
No Car: No Service	p. 12
Mouse 101	p. 15
No Ordinary Place	p. 19
Cheat to Lose	p. 23
Chalk Up Another One	p. 27
Bert the Bus Is a Lot Like Us	p. 30
Subluxated, Marinated, and Violated	p. 33
It Ain't Rocket Science	p. 36
Extra Parts	p. 40
Remember the Alamo	p. 44
Numbskulls on the Loose	p. 49
Well, I'll Be Go to Hell	p. 53
The Problem with Watchdogs	p. 60
Too Soon Cool	p. 63
Surprised	p. 66
Minivan Banter	p. 70
Living on the Ragged Edge	p. 73
Last at Bat before the Lord Comes	p. 77
It Looks Bad	p. 80
I Can't Keep It Inside	p. 83
Flow, River, Flow	p. 86
Don't Flush That Reptile!	p. 89
Ya' Gotta Believe	p. 91
Who Lowered the Bar?	p. 94
Where Do They Get This Stuff?	p. 98
Where Are You?	p. 101
What If They Work on Commission?	p. 104
Only One Bidder	p. 106
We Sure Is Smart	p. 109
Destroying a Good Thing	p. 113
Watch Where You Walk	p. 121
This Polluted Commuted Mess	p. 124
Then One Day	p. 127
Soft and Sweet	p. 131
The Problem with Dancing	p. 134
The Great Ministry	p. 137
The Fine Art of Grooming	p. 139
They Think They Are Right	p. 142
Suckers for Gadgets	p. 145
Stop! Stop! The Bridge Is Out!!	p. 148
Spinning Donuts	p. 151
Soot, Sin, and Suiters	p. 154
So It Goes	p. 156
Stop It!	p. 159
She's No Lassie	p. 162
R.I.P.	p. 165
Reveling in the Trash	p. 168
Reflections from the Rust Ranch	p. 171
Don't Sweat the Small Stuff	p. 174
Do We Shoot Trespassers?	p. 177
Easter Screams Life!	p. 180
As Good As It Gets	p. 183
Are You All Right?	p. 186
A Sense of Expectation	p. 188
Half-Dead	p. 190
Before the Warranty Expires	p. 193
1-800-It's-Grace	p. 196
Coloring outside the Lines	p. 200
Cold War Nonsense	p. 205
Church Them	p. 207
Church Matters	p. 210
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