The Everything Kids' Gross Cookbook

by Sell, Colleen

• ISBN13: 9781598693249
• ISBN10: 1598693247
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2007-08-01
• Publisher: Adams Media Corp

Summary

Serve your parents the kind of food you'd like to eat for dinner! The Everything[Registered] Kids' Gross Cookbook gives you the stomach-churning tools and nasty know- how you need to make disgusting meals for your unsuspecting family. Gross your parents and siblings out with dishes like: Wacky Snacks such as Putrefied Eyeballs, Grilled Sneeze Sandwich and Zit-Face Pizza for Lunch, Sick Salads & Sides such as Puke au Gratin and Monkey Vomit, Disgusting Desserts such as Troll's Toes and Grubs in Dirt, Burps & Slurps such as Slug Spit. Book jacket.

Table of Contents

Introduction	p. v
An Icky Introduction to Cookery	p. 1
Recipe Decoder	p. 2
Gear and Gadgets	p. 4
Cooking Lingo	p. 6
How to Measure Ingredients	p. 8
Appendage-Saving Kitchen Safety	p. 10
Battling Bacteria	p. 11
Eat, Drink, and Be Healthy!	p. 13
Bizarre Breakfast	p. 17
Squashed Gremlin Heads	p. 18
Flies Floating in Bee Spit and Goatmeal	p. 19
Chunky Crud Cakes	p. 20
Crusty Rusty Toast	p. 21
Upchuckola	p. 22
Poop in a Scoop	p. 23
Waffles Smothered in Pus and Scabs	p. 23
Brain Scramble	p. 24
Rolled Boogers and Snot	p. 25
Moldy Mushroom Caps	p. 26
Barfo Breakfast Tacos	p. 27
What's for Lunch?	p. 29
Grilled Sneeze Sandwich	p. 30
Pickled Hambones	p. 31
Chopped Fingers	p. 32
Toe Jam Griddle	p. 34
Boiled Octopus	p. 35
Zit-Face Pizza	p. 35
Cheesy Moose Veins	p. 37
Fish-Eye Tacos	p. 38
Bloody Maggot Soup	p. 39
Pick 'Em and Dip 'Em	p. 40
Flat Worm and Seaweed Soup	p. 41
Spit-Wad Sandwiches	p. 42
Fart Fuel	p. 43
Wacky Snacks	p. 45
Bugs on a Weed	p. 46
Oozing Pimples	p. 47
Lizard Eyes	p. 47
Frozen Walrus Tusks	p. 48
Putrefied Eyeballs	p. 49
Chicken-Fried Giant Grubs	p. 50
Hot Fresh Hippo Turd	p. 52
Funky Crunchy Skunk Bones	p. 53
Ghoul Fingers	p. 54
Pigeon Poop	p. 55
Digging Up Dinner	p. 57
Festering Burgers	p. 58
Crunchy Pterodactyl Talons	p. 59
Fishtails and Ear Wax Fondue	p. 60
Skewered Road Kill	p. 61
Tapeworms and Hairballs	p. 62
Butchered Snake Bits	p. 63
Baked Hog's Head	p. 64
Rotting Mummies	p. 66
Turkey Eye Pie	p. 68
Chopped Fooey	p. 70
Blubber Roll-Ups	p. 72
Dragon Bile	p. 73
Fish Eggs and Guts	p. 74
Ralpharoni Alfredo	p. 75
Sick Salads and Sides	p. 77
Puke au Gratin	p. 78
Lemony Lice	p. 79
Sea Scum Drizzled in Eel Spit	p. 80
Gangrenous Intestines	p. 81
Wormy Apples	p. 82
Monkey Vomit	p. 83
Medusa's Dreadlocks	p. 84
Caterpillars and Chiggers	p. 86
Cow Cud	p. 88
Diaper Dump	p. 88
Rotten Eggs	p. 89
Buzzard Innards	p. 90
Spewed Salad	p. 91
Disgusting Desserts	p. 93
Troll's Toes	p. 94
Barf Biscuits	p. 95
Grubs in Dirt	p. 96
Puppy Chow	p. 97
Spurting Spider Cake	p. 98
Bloody Bug Pops	p. 99
Giant Snails	p. 100
Mud Pie	p. 101
Petrified Rabbit Poop	p. 102
Armpit Hair	p. 103
Moo Patties	p. 104
Tongue on a Stick	p. 105
Burps and Slurps	p. 107
Slug Spit	p. 108
Bloody Hairy	p. 109
Septic Soda	p. 110
Jungle Rot	p. 111
Putrid Punch	p. 112
Frozen Flotsam	p. 114
Steaming Coyote Pee	p. 115
Hot 'n Chunky Hershey Squirts	p. 115
Gross Gags and Fun Stuff	p. 117
Fake Barf	p. 118
Fake Boogers and Snot	p. 120
Fake Slime	p. 121
Fake Wounds	p. 122
Finger Paint	p. 123
Smelly Play Dough	p. 124
Gastronomical Glossary	p. 128
Puzzle Answers	p. 133
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