Friars Club Private Joke File More Than 2,000 Very Naughty Jokes from the Grand Masters of Comedy

by Dougherty, Barry; Black, Lewis

• ISBN13: 9781579125509
• ISBN10: 1579125506
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2006-05-07
• Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal

Summary

Rated XF (for X-tra Funny), this giant collection of off-color jokes, stories, and anecdotes comes straight from the kings and queens of blue humor: The Friars Club. In the tradition of the bestselling Friars Club Encyclopedia and Bible (315,000 copies sold), this brand-new, giant collection of laugh-out-loud, hide-it-from-the-kids humor features more than 2,000 saucy jokes and stories grouped thematically into such categories as Marriage, Medicine, Old Age, Kids, and (of course) Sex. Much of the material is attributed to well-known and popular comedians, including Richard Belzer, Gilbert Gottfried, Susie Essman, and Penn Jillette. As a bonus, interviews with a wide variety of stand-up comedians known for their naughtiness including Mario Cantone, Judy Gold, Jeffrey Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, and many moreare sprinkled throughout. Sitting down with The Friars Club Private Joke File is like having a front-row seat at one of their infamous Roasts. Whether browsing for a good ice-breaker or perusing it cover to cover, this no-holds-barred compilation will keep readers laughing and blushing for a long, long time.

Author Biography

Barry Dougherty is the author of several books, including A Hundred Years, A Million Laughs: A Centennial Celebration of the Friar's Club and BD&L's Private Joke File. He is the Editor of the Friar's Club magazine, the Epistle.

Since 1904 the Friars Club has been wining and dining the top personalities of the times. From ribald comedy to musical merrymaking, the Friars have spent a century cultivating a tradition of top-tier humor that has spanned many generations and spawned millions of laughs.

Table of Contents

Introduction	9	(2)
Lewis Black
Take My Spouse, Please
Lots of proof that you can't live with 'em . . . but you're screwed if you leave 'em	11	(66)
A Few Dirty Words from Susie Essman	22	(23)
A Few Dirty Words from Freddie Roman	45	(32)
The Doctor Will See You Now
He can't cure you---and you might die laughing	77	(44)
A Few Dirty Words from Gilbert Gottfried	99	(22)
Bottoms Up!
I love ya man, you're my beeeesst friennnnnd!!---Drinks for all---HIC!	121	(46)
A Few Dirty Words from Richard Belzer	126	(10)
A Few Dirty Words from Dick Capri	136	(31)
Animal Crackers
Beauties, beasts--the animals are running the zoo	167	(46)
A Few Dirty Words from Stewie Stone	178	(17)
A Few Dirty Words from Judy Gold	195	(18)
Men in This Corner-Women in That Corner
Now come out fighting	213	(46)
A Few Dirty Words from Lisa Lampanelli	231	(20)
A Few Dirty Words on The Aristocrats	251	(2)
Paul Provenza on The Aristocrats	253	(2)
Penn Jillette on The Aristocrats	255	(2)
Gilbert Gottfried on The Aristocrats	257	(2)
Kids Say the Darndest Things
And the dirtiest . . .	259	(64)
A Few Dirty Words from Jackie ``The Jokeman'' Martling	267	(3)
A Few Dirty Jokes from Jackie The Jokeman	270	(23)
A Few Dirty Words from Samm Levine	293	(30)
Over the Hill
. . . and deep in the woods, what the hell is granny up to with that wolf?	323	(32)
A Few Dirty Words from Jeffrey Ross	330	(25)
Everybody into the Pool
A mishmash of nonsense, mayhem, and a whole pile of silly stuff	355	(58)
A Few Dirty Words from Joy Behar	371	(32)
A Few Dirty Words from Lewis Black	403	(10)
Index	413