Consider yourself forewarned: The George Carlin Uncensored 2007 Calendar holds nothing back. Each page contains an excerpt from Brain Droppings, Napalm & Silly Putty, or When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, including those "seven words" and more, letting readers experience Carlin's trademark humor full blast. George Carlin's three best-selling books boast more than two million copies sold. Carlin has managed to stay on top of the comedy world for more than twenty years, commanding standing-room-only audiences, headlining more HBO specials than any other comic, and boasts eighteen hit comedy albums, three Grammys, six Cable Ace Awards, and thirteen solo HBO comedy specials.