Get Real Greetings

by Strawser, Jessica

• ISBN13: 9781600610011
• ISBN10: 1600610013
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2007-06-27
• Publisher: North Light Books

Summary

Did your best girlfriend get a speeding ticket, get dumped and get fired, all in the same week? Or did she just introduce you to her hot new boyfriend who just happens to be a masseuse? Too bad there are no sections in the greeting card aisles for those occasions!

Table of Contents

Introduction	p. 6
The Usual Crap	p. 8
Had a Bad Day	p. 10
Tired of Job	p. 14
Need a Vacation	p. 17
Get Well Soon	p. 19
Other Usual Crap	p. 23
Well, That Sucks	p. 24
Divorce/Breakup	p. 26
Speeding/Parking Ticket	p. 31
Passed up for Promotion	p. 33
Didn't Get the Job	p. 35
Surplus Sentiments: Stupid Bastards	p. 36
Got Fired	p. 38
The Joys of Womanhood	p. 40
Being a Bridesmaid	p. 42
Surplus Sentiments: Sucker!	p. 44
PMS	p. 46
Biological Clock	p. 48
Pregnancy	p. 49
Motherhood	p. 54
Menopause	p. 56
Other Joys of Womanhood	p. 58
Rock On!	p. 62
Birthday	p. 64
Engagement	p. 66
New Home	p. 69
Promotion	p. 73
New Job	p. 77
New Boyfriend	p. 79
Other Occasions That Rock	p. 81
Surplus Sentiments: Lucky Bitch!	p. 82
Just for [Poking] Fun	p. 88
The Golden Years	p. 90
Thank You	p. 91
Miss You	p. 93
Let's Do Lunch	p. 95
Joined a Gym	p. 96
More Random Fun	p. 98
Basic Card-Making Materials	p. 104
Simple Papercrafting Techniques	p. 105
Resources	p. 109
Index	p. 111
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