Guide To Getting It On: Crush It In Bed

by Paul Joannides

• ISBN13: 9781885535047
• ISBN10: 188553504X
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2023-01-27
• Publisher: SIMON & SCHUSTER
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Summary

“You've never read a manual as warm, friendly, liberating, thorough, and potentially sex-life-changing as the Guide To Getting It On! Neither had anyone in our office―which may be why our copies keep disappearing.” ― Oprah Magazine



“Finally. A book about sex you'll actually want to read!” ― Playboy

Few people had heard of Bumble and Hinge when the last edition of the “Guide to Getting It On” went to press four years ago. No one would have guessed that Chaturbate would become the 28th most popular website in the US, or that women in college would pay for their tuition by selling pics and panties on a website called OnlyFans. And good luck to any guy who calls a woman to ask her for a date instead of texting, because she'll probably think he's a stalker.

Anyone who says, “Why does a book on sex need a new edition?” needs to throw away their flip phone. Today's young adults are the first generation who began watching the most explicit porn in history on their phones in Middle School. They have very different expectations and needs from a book on sex, and those needs are changing as rapidly as technology is changing. There have been hundreds of studies done in the past four years on everything from female orgasms to how semen influences a woman's immune system to not kill sperm. You'll find it all in this new edition of The Guide. And the new chapter on consent will hopefully do a much better job of helping you understand what consent is and isn't than Title IX with its strange little slogans.

Author Biography

Paul Joannides, Psy.D. is a research psychoanalyst, llama farmer, and his cheesecake won Best of Division at the Oregon State Fair. Paul has been on the editorial boards of the Journal of Sexual Medicine and the American Journal of Sexuality Education. He has received the Professional Excellence Award from the American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors and Therapists. Some of his sex-ed videos on YouTube have had millions of views.



Dærick Gröss Sr. is an internationally recognized illustrator of fantasy and comic book art. It is difficult to think of The Guide without his wonderful touch. Thanks to Dærick's magic, the characters in this book are able to have sex when its covers are closed. This is why they are always smiling.

Table of Contents

Bed of Contents

1. The Alpha Chapter.......................................................................1
2. Romance......................................................................................9
3. Kissing........................................................................................19
4. The Importance of Getting Naked ..............................................31
5. On the Penis ...............................................................................41
6. Semen Confidential ....................................................................81
7. Fun With a Foreskin...................................................................99
8. Hypospadias............................................................................109
9. Balls, Balls, Balls.......................................................................117
10. The Prostate & Male Pelvic Underground ................................135
11. What's Inside a Girl?................................................................151
12. Population In the Trillions .......................................................193
13. The Hymen...............................................................................199
14. G-Spots, Female Ejaculation & Squirting................................205
15. Labiaplasty: Female Genital Mutilation Lite?...........................211
16. Nipples, Nipples, Nipples ........................................................217
17. Surfing the Crimson Wave......................................................229
18. Sunsets, Orgasms & Hand Grenades ...................................249
19. Women's Orgasms .................................................................259
20. Consent: Are You Good? ........................................................283
21. The Ultimate Tenderness .......................................................325
22. The Zen of Finger Fucking.......................................................327
23. Handjobs — Different Strokes For Different Blokes...............357
24. Doing Yourself In Your Partner's Presence ............................377
25. Oral Sex: Vulvas & Honeypots ...............................................383
26. Oral Sex: Popsicles & Penises ...............................................413
27. Condoms: For the Ride of Your Life .......................................437
28. Concerns About Sex Lube ......................................................449
29. Choking During Sex ................................................................459
30. Intercourse: Horizontal Jogging................................................465
31. Anal Sex: Up Your Bum .......................................................... 503
32. Playing with Yourself ...............................................................525
33. Oscillator, Generator, Vibrator & Dildo ...................................545
34. Sexual Orientation ..................................................................559
35. Sex Fantasies ........................................................................573
36. Casual Sex..............................................................................583
37. Threesomes.............................................................................597
38. Double Penetration.................................................................611
39. Between Vanilla & Kink ...........................................................615
40. Kinky Corner — Spanking and More......................................623
41. The Fairy Pornmother .............................................................637
42. Porndoggie's Dirty Dozen .......................................................641
43. When Women Watch Porn .....................................................649
44. The Internet Killed the Plumber in Porn..................................655
45. Sex When You Move Back Home ...........................................659
46. Sex with a Co-Worker..............................................................671
47. Bye Bye V-Card — Losing Your Virginity..................................679
48. Premature Ejaculation: When Your Penis Has ADHD ............693
49. Delayed Ejaculation ................................................................719
50. Dead Wood. Boner Down!......................................................733
51. The Pill, Your Sex Drive & Mood .............................................747
52. Damn That Hurts! When Sex Is Painful .................................753
53. Rape & Abuse: Good Sex After Bad.......................................765
54. God, Sex, and Goodbye! ........................................................781