With a Happy Eye, but... America and the World, 1997--2002

by Will, George F.

• ISBN13: 9780743243841
• ISBN10: 0743243846
• Edition: Reprint
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2003-09-02
• Publisher: Free Press

Summary

The Pulitzer Prize-winning author andNewsweekcolumnist takes on the presidents Bush, Mr. and Mrs. Clinton, Y2K, 9/11, trickle-down economics, Brooks Brothers suits, the essence of golf, and of course, those damn Yankees."It has taken me sixty years to identify the three keys to a happy life," writes George Will. "A flourishing family, hearty friends, and a strong bullpen." The title of this book -- Will's seventh collection of newspaper and magazine pieces, book reviews, speeches, and occasional writings -- is taken from the W. H. Auden poem "The Horatians," which dictates that we look at this world with a happy eye but from a sober perspective.And so it is with a happy eye indeed that Will shares his vision of America just before and after the birth of the twenty-first century. Featuring five years' worth of observations on politics, current affairs, and international relations,With a Happy Eye But...is a brilliantly diverse collection from America's most widely known commentator at his sober, happy, and controversial best.

Author Biography

George F. Will is a columnist for the Washington Post Writer's Group and a contributing editor of Newsweek. He appears weekly on the ABC-TV program This Week. A winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary, he lives in Chevy Chase, Maryland

Table of Contents

Introduction	1	(6)
OVERTURE	7	(60)
To the "Gallant Girls" (Just Kidding) of National Cathedral School	9	(4)
Chicks with Sticks	13	(2)
Marines, Rough and Polished	15	(2)
A Summons to Gratitude	17	(2)
In Praise of Fierce Patriotism	19	(2)
The Unabomber and American Squeamishness	21	(2)
The Unabomber's Sanity	23	(1)
The Black-Lung Disease of the Intelligentsia	24	(3)
Minibars and Family Values in Vegas	27	(1)
The Anthropology of Latte Towns	28	(2)
Et Tu, Brooks Brothers?	30	(2)
Secrecy and the Mother of Stupidity	32	(2)
The Triumph of "Perceptions"	34	(2)
Rodney King Revisited	36	(3)
Victimhood as an Equal Opportunity Condition	39	(1)
The Census and Tiger woods	40	(2)
Making Uniforms into Billboards	42	(2)
Oh, Swell. New York Wins Again.	44	(2)
Nykesha Sales Misses the Point	46	(2)
1951 Diminished	48	(2)
Fifty-one Two-Bit Solutions	50	(2)
Santa and His 214,200 Reindeer	52	(2)
NASA and the Meaning, if Any, of Life	54	(2)
1997: Year of Living Dangerously	56	(2)
1998: Not in Good Taste	58	(4)
1999: Satisfactory, Sort Of
60 2000: The Most Interesting Year of the Millennium, So Far	62	(2)
2001: Ring the Bells Backward	64	(3)
THE WORLD	67	(48)
War Beyond the World of Westphalia	69	(2)
The Relevance of General Sherman	71	(2)
The Healthy Aspect of War	73	(1)
Next, Weapons of Mass Disruption?	74	(3)
Scary Scenarios from a Decorous Cassandra	77	(2)
Arms Control by F-16	79	(2)
The End of Human Nature, Not History	81	(2)
New Consequences for Old Ideas	83	(2)
Disintegration	85	(2)
Language and the Logic of Events	87	(1)
Kosovo and America's Identity	88	(2)
Russia's Long Crawl Up from Communism	90	(2)
Italy's Fifty-ninth Postwar Try	92	(2)
Cheddar Man and the Abolition of Britain	94	(2)
The European Union's Lawlessness	96	(2)
Denmark and Goliath	98	(2)
The Currency of Cultural Blandness	100	(2)
The Rape of Nanking Remembered	102	(2)
Arafat, Castro, and the Liberal Mind	104	(2)
The Hijacking of the Holocaust	106	(2)
Germany: Unending Self-Examination	108	(2)
July 10, 1941, in Jedwabne	110	(2)
Israel at Fifty	112	(3)
JUSTICE AND INJUSTICE	115	(46)
"Do Not Iron Clothes on Body"	117	(2)
Microgovernment and the Law of Litigation	119	(2)
Hate Crimes: The Criminal Law as Moral Pork Barrel	121	(2)
Punishing States of Mind	123	(1)
"Bigotry" and the Boy Scouts	124	(2)
Privacy and the Boy Scouts	126	(2)
The Privacy of the Unencumbered Self	128	(2)
Prison, Procreation, and FedEx	130	(2)
Stem Cells and Human Flourishing	132	(2)
Peter Singer Comes to Princeton	134	(4)
The Right to a Dead Baby	138	(2)
Infanticide: Ho-Hum	140	(2)
A Sacrament in the Church of "Choice"	142	(2)
Fetuses and Carolinians	144	(2)
Protecting Viewers from Something "A Little Too Vivid"	146	(2)
Solemnity at Texas High School Football Games	148	(2)
Coping with the-Well, Some of the-Ten Commandments	150	(2)
Censoring Zachary	152	(2)
Good News for Zachary	154	(2)
School Choice and the "Hecklers' Veto"	156	(2)
The Supreme Court and the "Essence" of Golf	158	(3)
REASONABLE DOUBTS	161	(52)
Worrying Rationally	163	(1)
Increasing Speed-and Safety: A Cautionary Tale	164	(2)
What Did We Know, and When Did We Know It, About Smoking?	166	(2)
Supersized Americans	168	(2)
Boys Will Be Boys. So Drug Them	170	(2)
The Mask of Masculinity	172	(2)
Rethinking Puberty, and High School	174	(2)
The Death of School Discipline	176	(2)
Disorder on Campus	178	(2)
Education and the 9/91 Factor	180	(2)
Multiplying Knowledge at Monterey Bay	182	(2)
'Barkis Is Willin"': An Address at Princeton's Sesquicentennial	184	(10)
Virtues Versus Values: Commencement Address at Lafayette College	194	(3)
Rule by Microrules: Commencement Address at Washington University in Saint Louis	197	(5)
"Recognition" in San Francisco	202	(2)
Sustainable San Francisco	204	(2)
Making America Safe-and Profitable-for Eminem	206	(2)
Walker Percy, Richard Petty, Whatever	208	(2)
Karen Finley's Major Tragedy	210	(3)
CONTINGENCIES LARGE AND SMALL	213	(60)
History and Contingency	215	(1)
...The Iceberg Too	216	(2)
Neurologically Wired to Wall Street	218	(2)
What Began with Jim Clarks Boat	220	(2)
Capitalism Is a Government Project	222	(2)
America's Long-Term Leveling	224	(2)
The "Strip Mall Socialism" of Government	226	(2)
Hillary Clinton's Insouciant Insincerity	228	(1)
Friendship	229	(2)
The Silence of the Law and "the Silent Artillery of Time"	231	(2)
Closing the Lewinsky Parenthesis	233	(2)
Sorry About That	235	(2)
Clinton's Legacy: An Adjective	237	(2)
A College Education	239	(2)
435 May Be 565 Too Few	241	(1)
What the Remorseless Improvers Have Wrought	242	(2)
A Free-Love Nominating System	244	(2)
FDR Pays His Taxes	246	(2)
A Democrat Learns to Love Trickle-Down Economics	248	(2)
Conservatism: Freedom Plus	250	(2)
Relearning the Lessons of "the Most Important Law"	252	(2)
A GI Bill for Mothers	254	(2)
In Need of Another Moses	256	(2)
Congress's "Nuremberg Defense"	258	(2)
The Appendix of the Body Politic	260	(2)
The Politics of Pathos	262	(2)
Listening to Politics with a Third Ear	264	(2)
"Let Us ..." No, Lets Not.	266	(3)
Missing Coolidge	269	(2)
Al Sharpton's Parricide	271	(2)
REGULATING CAMPAIGNING: THE MANY MISADVENTURES OF REFORM	273	(26)
The "Latin Americanization" of Campaign Finance Law	275	(2)
One-Third of the Senate Versus the First Amendment	277	(2)
The McCarthyism of the "Progressives"	279	(2)
A 100 Percent Tax on Political Speech?	281	(2)
Congress and the "Misuse" of Political Speech	283	(2)
A (Speech) Policeman's Lot Is Not Easy	285	(2)
The Speech Police Find "Offending Passages"	287	(2)
Minnesota Takes Exception to the First Amendment	289	(2)
The Scandal the Media Are Missing	291	(1)
Surprise!	292	(2)
Virtue at Last! (In Ten Months)	294	(3)
The Next Mess Reformers Will Make of the Last Mess They Have Made	297	(2)
PEOPLE	299	(56)
The Forfeiture of Princess Noor	301	(1)
Princess Diana and the Law of Inverse Ratio Rhetoric	302	(3)
Princess Diana, Conjurer	305	(1)
Magic in Broad Daylight	306	(2)
Hitler and Epistemological Optimism	308	(2)
The "Ah!" of Avery Dulles	310	(2)
Francis Cardinal George, Unenthralled	312	(2)
C.S. Lewis's Cult of the Ordinary	314	(1)
P.D. James, in Earnest	315	(2)
Rough Rider in Green Bay	317	(2)
Joe DiMaggio's Seamless Life	319	(2)
Gentlemen in Spikes	321	(2)
Don Zimmer: The Face of Baseball	323	(5)
John Adams, Popular at Last	328	(2)
James Madison, the Subtlest Founder	330	(2)
Barry Goldwater, Cheerful Malcontent	332	(2)
Robert Kennedy, Conservative?	334	(3)
The Nutritiousness of Pat Moynihan	337	(2)
Patrick O'Brian's Sense and Sensibility	339	(2)
Holden Caulfield Turns Fifty	341	(2)
Sara Jane Olson and Terrorism Chic	343	(2)
Daniel Johnson, Without Regrets	345	(2)
Meg Greenfield's Potent Measuredness	347	(4)
The Columnist at Sixty	351	(1)
Frederick L. Wills Angle of Repose	352	(3)
Index	355

Excerpts

We can only

do what it seems to us we were made for, look at

this world with a happy eye

but from a sober perspective.

-- W. H. Auden,

"The Horatians"

What? Look at the world with a happy eye, even after 9/11/01? Yes, indeed, especially after the terrorism that abruptly rang down the curtain on a remarkably carefree, and remarkably uncharacteristic, era in modern American history.

Who are the "we" who supposedly are "made for" a happy stance toward life? Auden intended the pronoun's antecedent to be humanity generally. And maybe humanity is so made. That depends on a philosophical, even theological judgment as to whether all of humanity has a common Maker, as well as an opinion on His disposition. Be that as it may, for the portion of humanity privileged to be Americans, looking upon the world cheerfully is simply doing what comes naturally. And the reasons why Americans should be of good cheer were underscored by the nature of our nation's enemies, who announced themselves at 8:48 a.m. Eastern Daylight Savings Time on the eleventh day of the second September of this millennium.

When the first hijacked aircraft, traveling much faster than commercial aircraft are authorized to fly in that space, came screaming low over the Hudson River and into the South Tower of the World Trade Center, the country was paid a huge, if unwitting, compliment. To the perpetrators of this mass murder, the United States is a provocation. It is because it is, as the sixteenth president said, a nation dedicated to a proposition: that all men are created equal. And that proposition is a distillate of the rich cultural inheritance of Western civilization, with its due regard for individual autonomy and rights, and a society of duties and disciplines that incubate

respect for rights and competence in the exercise of autonomy.

The scream of the incoming aircraft was a howl of negation. As such, it was remarkably sterile. The terrorists' critique of Western society lacked the analytic rigor of Marxism, and consequently it lacked the brio that Marxism briefly acquired -- until events proved uncooperative -- from its doctrine of historical inevitability. History was supposed to have an inner logic. The unfolding of that logic -- the "march of events" -- could be accelerated or retarded a bit by this or that political program, but the outcome was predetermined. The terrorism was neither logical nor deterministic but reflexive, a wild recoil from what America is. Terrorism does not articulate or advance an alternative vision of human community remotely capable of coping with the world of applied reason that the West has made, a world the vast majority of people desire once they have glimpsed its possibilities.

It is a sobering responsibility for America to be the clearest expression of this vision. However, it is safe to say that on 9/10/01 many Americans did not look upon their circumstances, or those of their nation, from a sober perspective. It is not even clear what counted as sobriety during the years covered by the columns and other materials in this collection.

In the last years of the last century, and through the first twenty months of this one, looking upon the world with a happy eye was easy for Americans. Indeed, their challenge was to avoid giddiness about their good fortune in living in such times. The nation was not merely at peace, it was feeling less threatened from abroad than at any time since the 1920s. And Americans were almost startled -- somewhat as in the 1920s, come to think about it -- by their own prodigies of wealth creation.

Certainly sobriety was utterly absent during the mass irrationality and exhibitionism in the week following the death of Princess Diana, an episode that historians will, I suspect, find deeply symptomatic of the temper of the times before the eruption of terrorism. Auden once wrote that

Our intellectual marines,

Landing in little magazines,

Capture a trend.

Columnists try to be trend capturers, and this columnist wonders whether the Diana death hysteria tapped, among other things, a hitherto unsuspected hunger for a poetic dimension of life, a dimension sometimes scanted by that of the West's commercial civilization.

Money, according to Ralph Waldo Emerson, a very American thinker, represents the prose of life. In the years covered in this collection Americans were preoccupied even more than usual with how money is made -- and lost. If one were to pick a Person of the Era, politically speaking, he would be the unelected head of the Federal Reserve Board, an institution the arcane workings of which few Americans understand. Think about that. These pretty much happy years have been presided over by a man, Alan Greenspan, who, even when he is mildly happy -- which is about as happy as central bankers ever are -- has a demeanor about as cheerful as Woodrow Wilson's must have been when he learned of the sinking of the Lusitania.

So the prose of life has been much with us. "Poets," noted a pretty good one, G. K. Chesterton, "have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." He was, of course, being droll. That silence of the poets is not mysterious. Cheese does not summon poetic thoughts. Still, money and other prosaic things are the normal preoccupations of journalists, as Chesterton, a very good one, knew. And even when, as in the 1920s and again seven decades later, politics is especially prosaic, that does not preclude a vigorous enjoyment of civic life.

In his bookThe Good Citizen: A History of American Civic Life,Michael Schudson of the University of California, San Diego, notes that in 1922 the Lincoln Memorial was dedicated. In 1924 the nation's two defining original documents, the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, which had been kept in a State Department vault, were put on display in the Library of Congress. In 1935 the Supreme Court, which held its first Washington meetings in the basement of the Capitol and since 1860 had met in the old Senate chamber, at last got its own home, the temple-like building across the street from the Capitol. President Franklin Roosevelt laid the foundation stone of the Jefferson Memorial in 1939.

Schudson believes that these attractions of patriotic pilgrimages are less monuments than shrines. They serve America's civil religion. As is the quintessentially American extravaganza that the sculptor Gutzon Borglum, with the blessing of President Calvin Coolidge, began carving on Mount Rushmore in 1927, at about the time Henry Ford built Greenfield Village and John D. Rockefeller, Jr., launched the restoration of Colonial Williamsburg. Notice the melding, beginning in the 1920s, of two complimentary streams of American reverence -- for political heroes, and for the quotidian of small-town life.

In the years leading up to 9/11/01, politics -- presidential sex, presidential DNA on a little blue dress, presidential impeachment, a presidential election with dueling supreme courts (those of the United States and Florida) -- became, to say no more, peculiar. When Joseph Lieberman became the first Jew nominated to run on a national ticket, he exclaimed, "Only in America!" Oh? This was 132 years after Britain's Conservative Party, not then a deep lagoon of advanced thinking, produced a Jewish prime minister and 44 years after Catholic Dublin elected a Jewish mayor.

Until 9/11/01 it seemed that the only presidential election in the years covered by this collection would be long remembered not for what it started but for the way it ended -- with an electoral train wreck. As the 1932 election approached, President Herbert Hoover, who was about to be swept from office by a tidal wave of discontent, received a telegram from an angry voter: "Vote for Roosevelt and make it unanimous." Boring unanimity was not America's problem in November 2000. Ten months later Americans were fused into incandescent unity by the heat of burning jet fuel.

Of course, the fact that a presidential election evenly divided the nation did not mean that the nation was bitterly divided. Fifty years ago, scorching arguments boiled around names such as Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, Alger Hiss, Joseph McCarthy, and Douglas MacArthur. Thirty-five years ago, American politics was roiled by disputes about whether African-Americans should have the right to enter restaurants and voting booths. Thirty years ago domestic tranquillity was a casualty as the nation fought a ground war of attrition on the mainland of Asia with a conscript army, for ill-defined purposes. In 1981 a president who considered the Soviet Union "the focus of evil in the modern world" replaced a president whose secretary of state (Cyrus Vance) thought that Jimmy Carter and Leonid Brezhnev "have similar dreams and aspirations about the most fundamental issues."

Those were years of serious political differences. But at the dawn of the first decade of the twenty-first century the great political question seemed to be, When will there again be a great political question? Then terrorism gave us a surfeit of enormously consequential questions, ranging from where and how to wage war to how much liberty must be curtailed in the interest of security. It was exhilarating. And it reminded Americans, who were an avid audience for Steven Spielberg'sSaving Private RyanandBand of Brothers,and who made Tom Brokaw's celebration ofThe Greatest Generationa best-seller, why people can be nostalgic for war.

In January 1946 Charles de Gaulle, fresh from his heroic role as France's liberator and disdaining the banal normality of peacetime administration, abruptly resigned as president of France's provisional government. Having fought for la grandeur de la France, he told a colleague, with characteristic hauteur, that he did not deign to "worry about the macaroni ration." Well. A recently published list of prudential maxims (e.g., "Never give your wife an anniversary present that needs to be plugged in"; "Never order barbecue in a place where all the chairs match"; "Never buy a Rolex from someone out of breath") should have included this one: Never wish for an era of scintillating politics.

This isn't -- yet -- one. But that's nothing new: William Henry Harrison's 1840 presidential campaign caught the public's attention by distributing pocket handkerchiefs printed with a picture of his purported birthplace, a log cabin. Actually, he was born on Virginia's splendid Berkeley Plantation. So when Americans lament the high nonsense quotient in contemporary campaigns, they should remember the words of Dwight Eisenhower: "Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."

Yet different, too. Peacetime politics has become less central to the nation's life than at any time since, yes, those 1920s. But Chris DeMuth, head of the American Enterprise Institute, Washington's most intellectually high-powered think tank, believes that the marginalization of politics can be said to have begun eighteen decades ago.

In 1820 John Dalton, a British chemist and physicist, published a paper, "Memoir on Oil, and the Gases Obtained from it by Heat," which presaged the basic science that would result in the modern oil and petrochemical industries. During a lecture in April 1820, Hans Christian ˜rsted, a Danish physicist, noticed that a magnetic needle aligns itself perpendicularly with a wire carrying an electric current. Within a week of learning of this evidence of a relationship between electricity and magnetism, Andr©-Marie Amp¨re, a French physicist, prepared the first of his papers on the theory of electromagnetism, from which came (via Michael Faraday) machines that generated electrical energy from physical motion, and motion from electrical energy.

"The events of 1820," says DeMuth, "mark the beginning of the modern age -- the age when science and industry have displaced politics as the driving force of social and economic development." In America today, and even in many European nations, where giving politics precedence over economics is considered the cardinal virtue, politics is an increasingly secondary phenomenon. This is so because political argument is primarily confined to the question of what portion of the wealth created by industrial applications of science should be distributed through government, and to whom.

The authors of 9/11/01 are having none of that. They would radically revise, and enlarge the stakes of, political argument. They would enlarge politics by melding it with religion as a regulator of all of life. What they are up against, recoiling from, is exemplified by two of the most consequential facts of our era, calculated by Dale W. Jorgenson of Harvard's John F. Kennedy School of Government: the first logic chip, created in 1971, had 2,300 transistors, whereas the Pentium 4, released late in 2000, had 42 million. And between 1974 and 1996 the prices of memory chips decreased by a factor of 27,270. Terrorism is a futile damper of this inferno of social change.

It is a remarkably prosperous inferno. In an age when two of every three poor American families have microwave ovens and three out of four have VCRs attached to their color televisions, the pervasiveness of affluence is changing the political categories by which we classify citizens. James Twitchell of the University of Florida, author ofLead Us into Temptation: The Triumph ofAmerican Materialism, says, "One of the reasons terms like Yuppie, Baby Boomer, and Gen-X have elbowed aside such older designations as Œupper middle class' is that we no longer understand social class as well as we do lifestyle, or what marketing firms call Œconsumption communities.'"

And class matters less and less. In 1875 the British elite lived on average seventeen years longer than the population as a whole. Today that difference is one year.

On a number of other domestic matters the news has been good. And certain explanations of the good news have become apparent to everyone except those who report the news. (An actualNew York Timesheadline: "Crime Keeps on Falling, but Prisons Keep on Filling." But?) Journalists deal in news and believe that the phrase "bad news" is redundant and "good news" oxymoronic. They go through life looking upon the world much as Job did after he lost his camels and acquired boils. Americans have never been like that, and were never less so than in the years immediately prior to 9/11/01. In those years per capita beef consumption hit a per capita high, the number of weight-loss centers declined sharply, and the magazine Eating Well ceased publication. Americans were not tempted by asceticism. They were looking at this world less with a happy eye than with a glazed look of surfeit.

Americans are legatees of the Enlightenment faith in mankind's ability to bend the recalcitrant world to reason. Their experience doing just that has confirmed their native optimism. Before breaking fascism and then communism, they put a bridle and snaffle on nature itself. Did they have a problem getting across, and getting the most out of, the Great American Desert (as maps used to identify the expanse west of Missouri)? They did, so they built railroads across it and irrigated it. Did they have a problem controlling floods and producing power? They did, so they did things such as build the Hoover Dam, which required first moving the Colorado River. San Francisco's Golden Gate? Piece of cake. Americans threw a bridge across it.

For Americans, the word "problem" in politics, as in mathematics, implies a solution waiting to be found. In this, Americans are looking on the world with too happy an eye. Society, and hence politics, is not as tidy as mathematics. Lots of problems do not have solutions, at least not neat and complete and permanent ones. And some solutions create their own problems, world without end, amen.

So what next? Remember the rule: There are knowns, unknowns, and unknown unknowns. Collections such as this necessarily have a retrospective cast. Granted, the recent past is inevitably pregnant with the future, even an unimagined future, as was 9/10/01. This much-chastened columnist knows he does not know what the future will look like. One Catholic priest, asked how one might come to understand the Church's teaching on Heaven and Hell, answered succinctly, "Die." If you want to know what comes next, live.

Live with due sobriety. But live while looking around with a happy eye. Americans did so after 4/15/61 (the firing on Fort Sumter). Eighty years later they did so after 12/7/41. And they have resumed doing so sixty years later, soon after 9/11/01.

February 25, 2002

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Excerpted from With a Happy Eye, But...: America and the World, 1997-2002 by George F. Will
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