Help, Lord! I'm Having a Senior Moment

by O'Connor, Karen

• ISBN13: 9781594150258
• ISBN10: 1594150257
• Edition: Large
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2005-01-15
• Publisher: Christian Large Print

Summary

Funny moments, poignant moments, moments we'd rather forget ... Like it or not, senior moments happen. We might as well laugh about them and thank God for the way they add interest to our lives. After all, what would life be without the cordless phone ringing faintly from where you left it in the fridge? Some senior moments are more heartbreaking or embarrassing than funny. But in every case, we can take them to the Lord who cares for us. Book jacket.

Table of Contents

Acknowledgments
"Senior Moments," a poem by Karen Taylor
Introduction	15	(2)
Funny Moments	17	(68)
Money Laundering	19	(2)
Right - and Proud of It	21	(4)
Check at the Front Desk	25	(2)
More Than One Way...	27	(2)
Butter Up	29	(2)
I'll Get It	31	(2)
Up Close and Personal	33	(2)
Headphones and Casseroles	35	(3)
Aleve Relief	38	(2)
Tell It Again, Sam!	40	(2)
Grandma's Letter	42	(2)
AAADD	44	(3)
Margarine, Margarine, Wherefore Art Thou?	47	(2)
Don't Forget to Remember	49	(2)
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not	51	(2)
Here's the Parking Lot - Now Where's My Car?	53	(3)
Spellbound	56	(2)
Beauty or the Beast	58	(4)
Who's Who?	62	(2)
Making the Rounds	64	(2)
Four Eyes	66	(3)
A Unique Dining Experience	69	(2)
My Forgetter	71	(2)
A Hair-Raising Experience	73	(3)
Dairy Queens	76	(2)
Pay Up Or...!	78	(2)
The Prodigal Partial	80	(2)
I'm Here! But What For?	82	(3)
Moments We'd Rather Forget	85	(66)
Trash on Rye - And a Side of Fries!	87	(2)
It's Here Somewhere	89	(2)
Super Sale!	91	(2)
Can Do	93	(2)
Pie Soup	95	(2)
He Deserves a Good Belt!	97	(3)
Squash That Bug!	100	(3)
Good Ol' What's 'er Name	103	(3)
White-Knuckle Ride	106	(2)
Not a Moment Too Soon	108	(3)
Water, Water Everywhere	111	(2)
Drink Up	113	(3)
Zip It Up	116	(2)
A Sleeper If There Ever Was One	118	(2)
Your Name Is?	120	(2)
Something to H-AARP About	122	(2)
A Rose by Any Other Name...	124	(3)
Big Foot	127	(2)
Click, Click!	129	(2)
Free for the Taking	131	(2)
Promises, Promises	133	(2)
Not a Day Over...	135	(2)
Lights Out	137	(2)
Memory Hook	139	(2)
Everything in Its Place	141	(3)
Why Didn't I Think of That?	144	(2)
A Day of Rest	146	(2)
Locked Out	148	(3)
Poignant Moments	151	(38)
Marbles, Anyone?	153	(2)
Bossy	155	(3)
Eyes to See, Ears to Hear	158	(3)
On the Move	161	(2)
Telling It Like It Is	163	(3)
Sunday Escape	166	(3)
Making Music - With What's Left	169	(3)
Jesus Loves All His Children	172	(2)
Good-Bye, Dear Friend	174	(2)
Dog Days	176	(2)
Night-Light	178	(2)
From Gray to White - Overnight!	180	(3)
Seeing With Hands and Heart	183	(3)
Laugh Lines	186	(3)
Short Takes	189	(16)
Moment by Moment	191	(1)
Late Learner	192	(1)
Future Thinker	193	(1)
Cold Feet	194	(1)
I'm Too Young for This	195	(2)
Wet Set	197	(1)
Help Is on the Way	198	(2)
Living in the Moment	200	(1)
Mirror, Mirror, on My Wall	201	(1)
It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's...	202	(1)
Mother of the Bride	203	(2)
Thankful Moments	205
A Peak Experience!	207	(3)
Musical Chairs	210	(2)
Stop! Look! Listen!	212	(2)
Cooking Lesson	214	(3)
A Grandma's Heart	217	(3)
Lost and Found	220	(2)
Garden-Variety Frustration	222	(2)
Open-and-Shut Case	224	(4)
Turn It Down, P-l-e-a-s-e!	228	(2)
Big Spender	230	(2)
Ups and Downs	232	(2)
Balancing Act	234	(2)
The Whole Enchilada	236	(4)
Map of Time	240	(2)
The Big C	242	(3)
Run, Grandma, Run	245	(3)
Growing Old Gracefully	248