Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters

by Hollow, Michele C.; Hollow, Jordon P.; Hollow, Steven M.; Brack, Amanda

• ISBN13: 9781510706323
• ISBN10: 1510706321
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2016-02-02
• Publisher: Sky Pony Pr

Summary

Do you love Minecraft? If you do, you will love it even more after laughing your way through jokes about mobs, griefers, creepers, skeletons, and more.

Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters is the second book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which boasts more than eight hundred jokes. The jokes inside poke fun at everything Minecraft from ghosts to Endermen. All of your favorite parts of the Minecraft game are included in the book, and the jokes will make you giggle like you’ve never giggled before! Inside you will find uproarious jokes such as:

Why don’t they have knock-knock jokes in Minecraft?
Because hostile mobs don’t knock on your door—they blow it up!

What do you get when you cross an Enderman with a creeper?
A teleporting bomb.

What do Minecraft skeletons say before they sit down to dine?
Bone appetite!

What kind of parties do creepers have?
Block parties!

Boys and girls will enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. As a bonus there are silly illustrations throughout for extra laughs!

Author Biography

Michele C. Hollow is an award-winning writer who learned about Minecraft from her son, Jordon. She blogs at Pet News and Views and is the author of several children’s books. She has absolutely no sense of humor, which her husband and son find ironic, but she doesn’t get. She lives in South Orange, New Jersey.

Jordon P. Hollow plays Minecraft every chance he gets. An avid reader, especially on the subject of Minecraft. Jordon loves mac ‘n cheese, grilled cheese, and Tastycake pies. He is a high school student and lives in South Orange, New Jersey.

Steven M. Hollow is an accomplished writer, actor, storyteller, puppeteer, and teaching artist. He began playing video games with the original introduction of Pong and plans to move on to other video games once he figures out how to move the paddles. He lives in South Orange, New Jersey.