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| Introduction | p. xi |
| Notes from the Belly of the Beast | |
| My Hometown - and Keith Olbermann's | p. 1 |
| Where even the village idiot reads The New York Times | |
| The Purple Party | p. 14 |
| Or, my wife tries - and fails - to bridge the gap | |
| Friend or Faux? | p. 16 |
| What are liberal "friends" saying behind our backs - and, okay, what are we saying behind theirs? | |
| Dinner Party Mischief | p. 25 |
| Or, how to lose friends and influence no one, but have fun doing it | |
| If You Can Take It Here, You'll Take It Anywhere | p. 28 |
| One intrepid New York conservative refuses to bend over | |
| Kids in the Clutches of the Left | p. 37 |
| Or, how George Washington Carver got to be the father of our country | |
| The WFB Memorial Reading List for Kids | p. 51 |
| What to do about the liberal school system | |
| An Exciting, High-Profile Career in Journalism! | p. 57 |
| Or, be careful what you wish for | |
| In Sarah Palin's Shoes | p. 68 |
| A how-to for getting smeared | |
| Social Work: The Scum of All Professions | p. 80 |
| Enough said | |
| Right in the Land of the Tenured Leftist | p. 83 |
| A job dirtier than roadkill collector | |
| Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places | p. 94 |
| We're talking entire zip codes, congressional districts, states, regions | |
| We're Here, We're Republican, Get Used to It | p. 104 |
| Republicans are 45,000 strong in San Francisco, nearly II percent of registered voters! (Only 19 percent behind "decline to state") | |
| My Wife Tries Again - and Fails - to Bridge the Gap | p. 117 |
| Reaching out to a beloved liberal spiritual healer | |
| Broadcasting from the Occupied Territory | p. 120 |
| Taking no prisoners in a town that doesn't believe in jails | |
| Safety in Numbers | p. 130 |
| There are safe houses to be found, even in Madison | |
| Shoot-Out over the Holiday Table | p. 133 |
| Or, leave the gun, take the turkey leg, and take your damn politics with you | |
| Liberalism as a Mental Disorder | p. 143 |
| A few brilliant souls finally make sense of it all! | |
| Hollywood: Where Everyone Learns the Terrible Lessons of the Blacklist (Selectively) | p. 152 |
| But, for a few, principle matters more in life than in the movies | |
| I Try - and Fail - to Bridge the Gap | p. 161 |
| I Have Seen the Future (and It Stinks of Garlic) | p. 164 |
| Being a red-state kind of person in a bleu-state kind of world | |
| Making Book as a Despised Minority | p. 170 |
| Survival through perseverance, luck, and publishing books millions of Americans want to read | |
| Our Guaranteed First Amendment Right to Tell 'Em to Shove It! | p. 180 |
| Index | p. 189 |
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