I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

by Max, Tucker

• ISBN13: 9780806527284
• ISBN10: 0806527285
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2006-01-01
• Publisher: Citadel Pr

Summary

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. - from the Introduction

Table of Contents

Acknowledgments	vii
Author's Note	ix
THE TUCKER MAX STORIES
The Famous Sushi Pants Story	1	(7)
The Night We Almost Died	8	(13)
The Blowjob Follies	21	(6)
Everyone has ``that'' friend	27	(19)
Tucker fucks a fat girl; hilarity ensues	46	(8)
The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle	54	(14)
Quite the vacation	68	(4)
Tucker goes to Vegas	72	(17)
Floss	89	(3)
The Foxfield Weekend	92	(10)
The Austin Road Trip	102	(39)
My Key West Trip	141	(3)
Girl beats Tucker at his own game	144	(6)
Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue	150	(7)
This'll just hurt a little	157	(5)
The UT Weekend	162	(12)
The Pee Blame	174	(4)
Tucker goes to a hockey game	178	(6)
The Absinthe Donuts Story	184	(12)
The most disturbing conversation ever	196	(10)
She won't take no for an answer	206	(4)
Tucker ruptures his appendix	210	(11)
The Sex Stories	221	(12)
Tucker has a moment of reflection; ends poorly	233	(10)
The Dog Vomit Story	243	(7)
The Midland, Texas Story	250	(15)
The worst Tucker story ever	265	(8)
APPENDIX
Appendix 1. The Tucker Max Female Rating System	273	(3)
Appendix 2. The Tucker Max Drunk Scale	276