Preface | p. 1 |
Introduction | p. 3 |
Shattering the Myths | p. 6 |
Replacing the Myths | p. 16 |
Passing My Entrance Exam at Screw U. | p. 26 |
My Three Unforgettable Professors at Screw U. | p. 36 |
Type Number Three Is Sincerely Sorry That He Grabbed Your Chips, but the Results Is Just the Same As If He Were Glad | p. 40 |
Type Number One Isn't Sorry That He Grabbed Your Chips, Because He Warned You Ahead of Time How He Plays the Game | p. 56 |
Type Number Two Isn't Sorry That He Grabbed Your Chips, Because--In Spite of His Assurances to the Contrary--That Was His Intention from the Outset | p. 63 |
My Senior Year at Screw U. | p. 72 |
My Graduation from Screw U. | p. 86 |
Using Posture Power to Get the Ball | p. 97 |
Advancing the Ball to Midfield | p. 117 |
Reaching the Opponent's 20-Yard Line | p. 128 |
Scoring | p. 137 |
It Doesn't Count Until the Points Are on the Scoreboard | p. 153 |
The Return of The Tortoise | p. 159 |
The Return of The Tortoise: Part II | p. 175 |
The Tortoise Dons His Hare Costume | p. 182 |
The Tortoise Returns to True Form | p. 198 |
The Ultimate Insurance Policy | p. 209 |
Sticking with a Winning Formula | p. 214 |
Answer: Not to Be Intimidated | p. 220 |
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