If It's Such a Small World Then Why Have I Been Sitting on This Airplane for Twelve Hours? : Travels with Mad Dog

by MAD DOG

• ISBN13: 9780738848037
• ISBN10: 0738848034
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2000-12-01
• Publisher: Replica Books

Table of Contents

Introduction	p. 11
An American Mad Dog in London	p. 13
Slugging it Out in Oregon	p. 17
Seeing the World Through a Viewfinder	p. 20
It's North, It's White, But Is It Great?	p. 23
Rules for Eating on the Road	p. 27
Roughing It	p. 31
Why Americans Get a Bad Rap	p. 34
A Trip to the Funny Farm	p. 37
A Mad Dog in Bretagne	p. 40
Cleared For Landing	p. 40
Those Who Cannot Remember The Past Just Weren't Reading The Guide Book	p. 43
Stranger in a Strange Supermarche	p. 45
Hey! Who Put That "I'm an American" Sticker on My Back?	p. 47
Radio, TV, and Roadkill	p. 51
Speaking with a Forked French Tongue	p. 55
C'est la Guerre	p. 59
Getting My Culture from Yaourt	p. 62
When Good Food Goes Bad	p. 67
Finis	p. 70
Encore! (Le Mot de la Fin)	p. 73
Philadelphia Phatness	p. 76
Airports: Size Does Matter	p. 79
Czeching Out Prague	p. 83
Aloha, Oy Vey!	p. 87
How I Spent a Month in Paradise and Learned to Like the Smell of Burning Sugar Cane	p. 89
Playing Tourist	p. 94
From Sea to Shining Sea
Proof That God Has a Sense of Humor	p. 97
Signs of the Times	p. 100
A Shopper's Guide to Souvenirs	p. 103
Beer, Beads, and Border Guards	p. 106
The Best and Worst of America	p. 109
It's the Culture, Stupid	p. 112
Brand New Roadside Attractions	p. 116
Havana, 1995	p. 119
Secret Agent Woman or Havana Good Time, Boys?	p. 124
The Summer of Safe Love	p. 126
Home is Where Your Passport is	p. 128
Dogestan, the Official City of the New Millennium	p. 131
Scenes from the Desert	p. 134
Littering the Streets with Art	p. 139
Bali, HI!
We're All Wayans on This Tour Bus	p. 142
Welcome to the 'Hood	p. 146
When in Bali, do as the Monkeys do	p. 150
It's Only Rock 'N Roll, N'Est Pas?	p. 153
A Summer Vacation Guide	p. 156
Fear and Loafing Outside of Las Vegas	p. 160
The Truth About Stereotypes	p. 163
Tourist Attractions of the Future	p. 166
It's Freezing Over, is it Hell?	p. 170
Sign Here	p. 173
I Left My Heart in a Casino That Looks Like San Francisco	p. 176
Motto-Less in Iowa	p. 179
Carless in Detroit	p. 182
I Saw London, I Saw France	p. 185
Inertia is Your Enemy	p. 189
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