Lean Brain Management

by Dueck, Gunter

• ISBN13: 9783540718376
• ISBN10: 3540718370
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2008-06-15
• Publisher: Springer Nature

Summary

Since many years, all the managers are frantically cost cutting to save their souls. What can be saved additionally? This book provides a new gold mine: Save intelligence! Don't pay high salaries to white collar academics anymore. Start to organize all your enterprise work flow in the manner of no-brainers. If all the work is utmost stupidified and simplified, the modern enterprise can even try to educate its customers to do all the necessary work themselves - for the honor of a platinum status, say. The lean brain enterprise delivers lean brain quality without any compromise. Today's work is very complicated - most people waste their time fixing work flow problems which have been originated by superfluous intelligence. Lean Brain Management avoids intelligence in all facets of our life. This book advises to transform the society. Minimal intelligence in politics, universities, schools, economics, and everywhere! It is completely sufficient that any human can talk about any topic in the world - after 30 minutes googling and typing three to five presentation slides in another 30 minutes.

Table of Contents

Lean Brain - The Greatest Challenge of the Future	p. 1
Lean Brain Work	p. 1
Where do we find intelligence worth economizing?	p. 3
The Fakularization of the World	p. 8
Fake!	p. 11
Keep humans out of work!	p. 18
The Learning Lean Brain System	p. 23
Effective, Practical and easily understood Advice for Managers	p. 27
Take-Aways, Control Questions and Exercises	p. 31
On the Way to LBQ	p. 33
Componentize - Divide et Impera - Divide and Conquer	p. 33
Who is better than a fake?	p. 35
Think Once, For All, and Forever!	p. 39
Standardization and Global Uniformity (One Size Fits All)	p. 42
Creation by Product - Creation by Instruction	p. 49
Process Orientation and Working by the Book	p. 52
The Moronization of Organizations	p. 56
Effective, Practical and easily understood Advice for Managers	p. 58
Take-Aways, Control Questions and Exercises	p. 60
The Automatic Control of a Lean Brain System	p. 65
Modern Management no longer controls, it only goads	p. 65
The Lean Brain Company lets its Customers do the Work!	p. 68
Lean Brain makes Customers Numb and Loyal	p. 72
Effective, Practical and easily understood Advice for Managers	p. 76
Take-Aways, Control Questions and Exercises	p. 78
Inhibitors of LBQ and Counteractive Measures	p. 81
The Primary Foe of LBQ is Amateur Intelligence	p. 81
The Pathological Addiction to Appreciation	p. 84
The Highest form of Appreciation - "You can stay!"	p. 89
In the Lean Brain Revolution	p. 91
The Lean Brain System has yet to be Optimally Moronized	p. 93
Measures to Push LBQ past its Enemies	p. 96
Effective, Practical and easily understood Advice for Managers	p. 99
Take-Aways, Control Questions and Exercises	p. 102
Stereotypical Activity in the Blood!	p. 103
"You obviously have no clue. Can I speak to the manager?"	p. 103
The Call Center Model	p. 106
Long-Term Objective: The Headlessness of Autonomous Systems (as in religion)	p. 111
Efficient Performance Management!	p. 114
Tetris and the Habit of Non-Thinking Activity	p. 115
Drill and Overlearning (No Drill - No Skill!)	p. 119
Overlearning, not Overtraining!	p. 122
Effective, Practical and easily understood Advice for Managers	p. 124
Take-Aways, Control Questions and Exercises	p. 127
Suggestions for Concrete Transformations of the World	p. 131
The Search for the Genuine that can be Faked	p. 131
Gigantic Savings Potential	p. 134
Moronorgy and the Core of Lean Brain	p. 136
Walking the World with a Lean Brain Eye	p. 138
Lean Brain Army	p. 139
Lean Brain Science	p. 143
Lean Brain Education	p. 147
Lean Brain Spirit Service - Bless for Less!	p. 154
Lean Brain Sex	p. 162
Lean Brain Relationships and Communication	p. 165
Lean Brain Health Care	p. 169
Lean Soul and Psychotherapy	p. 174
Lean Brain Law - Bills instead of Rights	p. 181
Lean Brain Democracy and Politics	p. 185
Lean Brain Management	p. 190
Lean Brain Media	p. 192
Effective, Practical and easily understood Advice for Managers	p. 194
Take-Aways, Control Questions and Exercises	p. 197
The Metaphysics of Lean Brain Thought	p. 199
Is the Renunciation of Intelligence Humane?	p. 199
Lean Brain envisions People like Lab Rats!	p. 200
Ameba Nirvana	p. 206
Lean Ethics	p. 207
Musoleum Germany	p. 209
What would the Lean Brain Form of Poets and Thinkers be Like?	p. 210
FAKe	p. 212
Lean Brain Rescue for Germany!	p. 213
World Heritage Site of Germany as a gigantic Intelligence Fake	p. 216
Musoleum Germany	p. 219
"I speak perfect German! I have a right to exist!"	p. 223
Brain Rest	p. 225
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