A Few Thoughts on Kitschmas | p. 10 |
Oh, Kitschmas Tree, Oh Kitschmas Tree! | |
I'm Dreaming of a White-Trash Kitschmas | p. 14 |
Happy Huladays Tree | p. 17 |
Valley of the Dolls Tree | p. 21 |
Handy His-and-Her Tree | p. 23 |
The Tree of the Future | p. 26 |
Jingle Ball and Weenie Trees | p. 29 |
Deck the Halls (and Walls and Daais and Flaais) with Lotsa Tchotchkes! Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la | |
Kitschmas Wreaths | p. 34 |
Too Tired Wreath | p. 34 |
Have Your Elves a Merry Little Kitschmas Wreath | p. 34 |
A Wreath of Franklins | p. 38 |
The Urban Legend Fruitcake Wreath | p. 38 |
Berry White Wreath | p. 39 |
He Sees You When You're Sleeping Night-Light | p. 42 |
Naughty and Nice Stockings | p. 45 |
The Bad Girl's Ho Ho Ho Stocking | p. 47 |
The Manipulative Parent's Reversible Stocking | p. 47 |
NASDAQ Stock-ing | p. 47 |
The Judy Garland | p. 48 |
No Room at the Inn Lighting Extravaganza | p. 50 |
Junk For Joy! | p. 53 |
Bring the Kitsch Out of the Kitchen, It's Time to Eat! | |
Yes You Can, It's Kitschmas! | p. 58 |
Kitschy Cola Canned Ham, Ya Ya | p. 60 |
Can-do Caramelized Potatoes | p. 61 |
Tiny Tim's Teensy Feast | p. 62 |
Tiny Tim's Turkey | p. 64 |
Holly Golightly's Breakfast at Tiffany's | p. 65 |
Single Girl's Champagne Bucket | p. 67 |
Figgy Pudding and Other Desseits of Kitschmas Past | |
What a Bunch of Fruitcakes! | p. 70 |
Your Basic Fruitcake | p. 72 |
The Vegetarian Fruitcake | p. 75 |
The Certifiable Fruitcake | p. 75 |
The Paranoid Fruitcake | p. 75 |
The Closet Fruitcake | p. 76 |
That Toothless Cousin Fruitcake | p. 76 |
Here's Your Frigging Pudding | p. 78 |
Mincemeaty Pye | p. 80 |
Gee Whiz Gelatin | p. 82 |
Get into the Kitschmas Spirits! | |
... and a Partridge in a Pear Tree | p. 88 |
Santa's Little Helper | p. 90 |
Frosty the Chocoholic Snowman | p. 91 |
The Sugarplum Fairy | p. 93 |
Santa's Hot Buttered Rum Balls | p. 94 |
Office Kitschmas Party Punch | p. 97 |
Yellow Snow Cone | p. 99 |
Kitschmas Jigglepolitan | p. 102 |
Rudolph the Rehab Reindeer's Nose | p. 105 |
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel! | |
Why do You Think They Call It a Tree Skirt? | p. 108 |
Protective Plastic Eating Poncho | p. 109 |
Merry Janes | p. 110 |
Fashion Statement Sweatshirts | p. 112 |
Kitschmas Koiffures! | p. 115 |
Let It FRO, Let It FRO, Let It FRO | p. 115 |
Hark! The Farrah Angel Wings! | p. 117 |
That Kissmas Girl! | p. 117 |
Kitschmas Tree Hive | p. 117 |
Merry Kitschmas to All, and to All a Good Night! | p. 119 |
Table of Equivalents | p. 120 |
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