Mom, Are We There Yet?

by Anderson, Monica F.

• ISBN13: 9780966270327
• ISBN10: 0966270320
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2000-06-01
• Publisher: Tymac Books

Table of Contents

Mom, Are We There Yet?	2	(6)
I'd Rather Have A Puppy	6	(3)
Baby's Got His Blue Jeans On	9	(2)
Be Specific With Kids	11	(2)
Crumbs On The Floor	13	(2)
Birds & Bees	15	(5)
Girls Are Sorry	20	(3)
Summer Is Too Expensive	23	(2)
Dining Out With Kids	25	(2)
Fashion Models	27	(2)
Fruitcake Party	29	(2)
Allergic To Baths	31	(3)
Happy Camper	34	(3)
Get The Phone	37	(2)
He Dressed Himself	39	(2)
He Just Walks Away	41	(2)
Can't Sleep A Wink	43	(2)
I Hate Shopping	45	(2)
I Forgot	47	(2)
In Search of Peace	49	(2)
Jack & Jill	51	(2)
Type A Mom	53	(2)
Junk Food Junkie	55	(3)
Grandpa the Baby Sitter	58	(3)
Magoo & Dudley	61	(2)
Meeting Her Parents	63	(2)
Defective Kids	65	(2)
Mighty Moe vs. Mrs. A	67	(2)
Mom, Are You Busy?	69	(2)
Museum House	71	(2)
Parties Are For Guests	73	(2)
Farewell My Jeans	75	(2)
Big Mama	77	(3)
Invisible Fred	80	(3)
My Sister's Parents	83	(2)
Parent-Teacher Conference	85	(2)
Spastic Colon	87	(2)
Pumpkin Head	89	(2)
Road Rage	91	(2)
Sexual Thoughts	93	(2)
Snake In The Garage	95	(2)
Senior/Rookie Couples	97	(2)
Sweet Potato Pie	99	(2)
Tanning Salon	101	(2)
The Buttocks Booster	103	(2)
Ten Habits of Effective Parents	105	(3)
Loan Shark	108	(3)
Albino Cow	111	(2)
Fender Bender	113	(2)
The F-Word	115	(2)
Third Grade Homework	117	(2)
You're Embarrassing Me	119	(2)
You Look Nice Dear	121	(3)
The Other Woman in Red	124	(3)
Dinner Guests	127	(2)
Mom, Don't Come	129	(2)
New Woman	131	(2)
On Hold	133	(2)
Padre Island	135	(2)
Algebra Test	137	(2)
Tattling	139	(3)
Jump, Bubba, Jump	142	(3)
Tooth Fairy	145	(2)
Treats After The Game	147	(2)
Tupac the Turtle	149	(2)
Tupac is Dead	151	(2)
Turkey Thighs	153	(3)
Lawnmower Lessons	156	(3)
Walking Home From Work	159	(2)
Weather Mom	161	(2)
Super Bowl Fan	163	(2)
Willie The Kid	165	(2)
Destiny, My Neighbor	167	(2)
Aversion to Affection	169	(2)
Recycling	171