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An Introduction: I was A Teenage, Pregnant, Alcoholic, Junkie Ninja Hooker	p. vii
It Was on Sale When I Lay Down on It	p. 1
How Can I Have Morning Sickness When I Don't Get Up 'Til Noon?	p. 3
I Did, But I Don't Remember When	p. 5
What Is It with Men and Their Cars?	p. 7
Survival of the Fattest	p. 9
A Moving Experience	p. 11
Should I Get My Head Analyzed or Just My Hair?	p. 13
If I Can't Have It All, Can I at Least Have Some of Yours?	p. 15
In Sickness and in Sickness	p. 17
The Bikini: What Nazi Thought This Thing Up?	p. 20
To Tip or Not to Tip: There Should Be a Hot Line	p. 22
It's a Boy, It Weights Twenty-four Pounds, and It's Got Giblets	p. 24
Things You'll Never Hear Me Say in a Restaurant	p. 27
A Patient Man (and Other Things That Don't Exist)	p. 28
Underdeveloped Talent	p. 30
Flirting with Success	p. 32
Acting in the Movies	p. 34
Getting Cold Feet	p. 36
Comfortable with Age	p. 38
Inhuman Nature	p. 40
Public Speaking	p. 42
Thirty-Five and Holding	p. 44
It's Not Over Even When It's Over	p. 46
The Frequent Flyer Flummox	p. 48
Remotely Interesting	p. 51
Clothes Make the Woman	p. 53
Don't It Make Your Blue Carpet Brown?	p. 55
Everything I've Ever Learned I've Never Had to Know Again	p. 58
Things That Sound Better Than They Are	p. 60
Things That Are Better Than They Sound	p. 61
Driving Each Other Crazy	p. 62
I'm Just Not an Inn Person	p. 64
Daddy Dearest	p. 67
Thinks That Never Caught On	p. 69
If I Live in a Fantasy World, Why Do I Have to Pay Taxes?	p. 70
When in Doubt, Make It Up	p. 72
Rethinking Chapter 31	p. 74
Nightmare on Sixty-fourth Street	p. 76
Things That Make My Day	p. 79
Cooking His Goose	p. 80
Things I Hope I Never Have to Say in a Restaurant	p. 82
Fillings ... Nothing More Than Fillings	p. 83
Decorated with Honors	p. 85
Title Fight	p. 87
An Outroduction	p. 89
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