Porch Dogs : The Unmuzzled Truth about Men and Our Relationships with Them

by Sullivan, Georgia; Trimpe, Herb; Sherman, James

• ISBN13: 9780972686303
• ISBN10: 0972686304
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2004-09-30
• Publisher: Botchino Inc

Summary

SUPERANNO Are men really dogs? This humorous and innovative approach to male/female relationships is based on the premise that every man has a canine counterpart, and includes a quiz to find a man's breed and a woman's breed match. Original work will be launched in September by an evening of comedy dinner and auction held in Los Angeles to benefit New Leash On Life Animal Rescue.

Table of Contents

Introduction If men are dogs, which breed is right for you?	10	(9)
Section One: We Visit the Pound
Sporting Dogs - The Best of Sports!	19	(30)
Pointer
German Pointer
Chesapeake Bay Retriever
Golden Retriever
Labrador Retriever
English Setter
Gordon Setter
Irish Setter
Brittany Spaniel
Cocker Spaniel
Springer Spaniel
Vizsla
Weimaraner
Wirehaired Pointing Griffon
He Ain't Nothin' but a Hound Dawg	49	(34)
Afghan Hound
Basset Hound
Beagle
Basenji
Black and Tan Coonhound
Bloodhound
Borzoi
Dachshund
Foxhound
Harrier
Irish Wolfhound
Pharaoh Hound
Rhodesian Ridgeback
Saluki
Scottish Deerhound
Whippet
Working Dogs at Work and Play	83	(112)
Akita
Alaskan Malamute
Bernese Mountain Dog
Boxer
Bullmastiff
Doberman Pinscher
Giant Schnauzer
Great Dane
Great I-yrenees
Komondor
Newfoundland
Norwegian Elkhound
Rottweiler
Saint Bernard
Samoyed
Siberian Husky
Standard Schnauzer
Terriers - Enough About Me
Let's Talk About Me!	117	(20)
Airedale
American Pit Bull or Staffordshire Terrier
Border Terrier
Cairn Terrier
Fox Terrier
Jack Russell Terrier
Scottish Terrier
Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier
West Highland White Terrier
Please
Toy with My Affections... Companion Dogs	137	(32)
Brussels Griffon
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
Chihuahua
Italian Greyhound
Japanese Chin
Maltese
Miniature Pinscher
Papillon
Pekingese
Pomeranian
Toy Poodle
Pug
Shih Tzu
Silky Terrier
Yorkshire Terrier
Head'em Up
Move'em Out! - The Herding Breeds	169	(26)
Australian Cattle Dog
Australian Shepherd
Belgian
Border Collie
Bouvier des Flandres
Briard
Collie
German Shepherd
Old English Sheepdog
Puli
Shetland Sheepdog
Welsh Corgi
Princes and Paupers -- the Non-Sporting Dogs	195	(20)
Bichon Frise
Boston Terrier
Bulldog
Chow Chow
Dalmatian
Lhasa Apso
Poodle
Schipperke. Keeshond
Tibetan Terrier
Porch Dogs and Mixed Breeds -- All-American Mutts	215	(8)
Section Two: Choosing and Living with your Match
Pick of the Litter	223	(10)
Bad Dog!	233	(8)
Avoiding Mr. Wrong	241	(6)
Dogs in the Office	247	(6)
Know Your Dog	253	(5)
Section Three: Quizzes and Scoring
Taking the Porch Dogs Quiz	258	(36)
Women's Quiz: Dog of My Dreams (or... Which breed of man is right for me?)	260	(17)
Men's Quiz: A Matter of Breeding (or... What sort of Dog am I?)	277	(17)
Appendix Trait Charts	294