Prank University

by AUSTIN, JOHN

• ISBN13: 9780307338433
• ISBN10: 0307338436
• eBook ISBN(s): 9780307347435
• Format: Trade Paper
• Copyright: 2006-07-25
• Publisher: Three Rivers Press
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Summary

BAD BEHAVIOR 101 Forget about Punk'd. Or any of those other stupid hidden camera shows. Executing the perfect prank is an art that demands deft craftsmanship and sly cunning. Whether you're talking about a good-natured practical joke between roommates or an elaborate hit against a nosy neighbor, nothing sends a message with satisfying elegance like a well-designed prank. But how can you, just some regular schmo, become an ultimate prankster? Welcome to Prank University! Here are 100 essential pranksfrom classics such as Doorbell Drench and Silly-String Sleep to more modern operations like Quick Leg Shave, Wasabi Paste, and Plastic Forking (you'll have to look inside for that one, but trust us, it's good). Step-by-step instructions and ingenious diagrams make these diabolical schemes all too easy. An icon system denotes prank difficulty as well as the number of accomplices needed, costs involved (if any), and whether to film the event for posterity. Just remember to use this information judiciously . . . you never know when some young jokester (also armed with this book) might be coming after you. With Prank University, jackass class is in session! From the Trade Paperback edition.

Author Biography

John Austin works as a toy designer. This is his first book.

Table of Contents

Introduction	p. 15
Bag of Poo	p. 16
Toothpaste Tickle	p. 18
Rain Mache	p. 20
Laxative Special	p. 22
Crucifixion	p. 24
Drunken Puke	p. 26
Lincoln Lock	p. 28
House for Sale	p. 30
Personal Ad	p. 32
Plastic Fantastic	p. 34
Soapy Mouth	p. 36
Drunk Ass Photo	p. 38
Super-Soaker Sink	p. 40
Industrial Auto Wrap	p. 42
Jelly Shoes	p. 44
Pre-Bleach	p. 46
Quick Leg Shave	p. 48
Auto Island	p. 50
Lawn-Ornament Switch	p. 52
Number 2 Forever	p. 54
New Greeting	p. 56
Doorbell Drench	p. 58
T.P.	p. 60
Dixie Surprise	p. 62
Sidewalk Change	p. 64
Air-Horn Alarm	p. 66
Itchy Sheets	p. 68
Dirty Towel	p. 70
Duchess Ads	p. 72
Sit Down/Stand Up	p. 74
Curtain Removal	p. 76
Pillowcase Mouse	p. 78
Redneck Parking Brake	p. 80
Silly-String Sleep	p. 82
Underwear Switch	p. 84
XXX Subscription	p. 86
Plastic Forking	p. 88
Wet Bed	p. 90
All Tied Up	p. 92
Gay Porn Screen Saver	p. 94
Car for Sale	p. 96
Rope Lock	p. 98
Parking Brakes	p. 100
Quick Two-Stepper	p. 102
Lights Out in Chinatown	p. 104
Sleepy Pedicure	p. 106
Dorm Eviction	p. 108
Hibernation	p. 110
Beer-Bottle Bed	p. 112
Sleepover	p. 114
Banana in the Tailpipe	p. 116
Egg'n	p. 118
Door Removal	p. 120
Bumper Art	p. 122
Wasabi Paste	p. 124
Artificial Sale	p. 126
Cleanup	p. 128
Fake Frat Letters	p. 130
Water Cushion	p. 132
Seat Less Thrown	p. 134
Number Three	p. 136
Superglue Lids	p. 138
Unstable Table	p. 140
It's a Kegger	p. 142
Drunk Driver	p. 144
Salsa Dreams	p. 146
Dead Mouse	p. 148
Spiderweb	p. 150
Peephole Reverse	p. 152
Locked Forever	p. 154
Polish Seat	p. 156
Baloney Slice	p. 158
Cloudy Day	p. 160
Morning Omelet	p. 162
Freezing Pee	p. 164
Itchy Undies	p. 166
Doorbell Ditch	p. 168
DVD Switch	p. 170
Pink Whities	p. 172
Illegal Downloads	p. 174
Fish Fry	p. 176
Sloppy Knob	p. 178
Missing Eyebrows	p. 180
Lotion Motion	p. 182
What's That Noise?	p. 184
Time to Catch Up	p. 186
Avalanche	p. 188
Surprise Party	p. 190
Alarm with Report	p. 192
Hairy Deodorant	p. 194
Bike Lockdown	p. 196
Gravity Games	p. 198
Early Shower	p. 200
Sticky Shower	p. 202
Wet Dream	p. 204
No-Wheel Drive	p. 206
Poopy Purse	p. 208
Raining Money	p. 210
Crime Scene	p. 212
Strawberry Tattoos	p. 214
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