Red Carpet Suicide : A Survival Guide on Keeping up with the Hiltons

by Hilton, Perez; Shapiro, Jared

• ISBN13: 9780451228116
• ISBN10: 0451228111
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2009-10-06
• Publisher: Celebra Trade

Summary

The tell-all book that strikes fear in the heart of every celebrity— now in paperback! Perez Hilton—self-proclaimed Queen of All Media” and founder of PerezHilton.com—cuts loose with a book that should secure his reputation as the most hated man in Hollywood” (Rolling Stone). The best part: it’s hysterically funny—and every psycho-celeb revelation is shockingly true. Now the man behind the website infamous for breaking raw superstar dish and jaw-dropping commentary lends his fearless voice, notorious sense of humor, and outrageous sensibility to Red- Carpet Suicide, a generation-defining, hilarious survival guide.

Author Biography

Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira) is the creator of one of the most famous websites in the world. He currently resides in Los Angeles.

Jared Shapiro is the News and Entertainment Director at Life & Style Weekly, and co-author of Going Corporate: Moving Up Without Screwing Up.

Table of Contents

Foreword	p. 1
Preface	p. 5
Introduction	p. 9
Becoming a Hilton	p. 17
Introduction	p. 19
Be a Skinny Bitch	p. 23
Meet Jack Daniel's, Your Designated Driver	p. 41
Put the "Ho" in Hollywood	p. 51
Hook Up, Not Down	p. 69
Replace a Snack with Crack	p. 81
Get That Money	p. 97
Sell Your Firstborn	p. 117
Get Some Work Done	p. 127
Rock the Cradle of Love	p. 137
Pretend to Give Back	p. 145
Have a Meltdown	p. 165
Just Die Already	p. 177
The Future of Hilton	p. 193
Introduction	p. 195
My Life as a Hilton	p. 217
Introduction	p. 219
Afterword	p. 261
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