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JANUARY 2008: DATELESS … BUT NOT DESPERATE
Sent: | Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 7:31 PM |
From: | Izabell |
To: | Elizabeth |
Subject: | Tough Times All Around |
E—
Did you know that the single guy to single girl ratio in this city is 1 to 8???!!!! Is this really true? This can’t be true. Ugh, maybe that explains my fourth consecutive month of NOT dating here in the ATL, or pseudo-dating (translation: hanging out with best guy friend who has no interest in me sexually or otherwise).
I tell ya, it’s tough times all around …
—Izzy
Sent: | Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 7:35 PM |
From: | Elizabeth |
To: | Izabell |
Subject: | Re: Tough Times All Around |
Online dating. Try it.
And, FYI: your “best guy friend” has been hot for your bod for two years now—don’t fish for compliments.
Sent: | Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 7:38 PM |
From: | Izabell |
To: | Elizabeth |
Subject: | Re: Tough Times All Around |
Online dating will NOT be happening. So unromantic. Not my style. And, no, on the contrary, my “best guy friend” really is just that—my “best guy friend.”
—“Idealistically Opposed to Online Dating Izzy”
Sent: | Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 8:05 PM |
From: | Elizabeth |
To: | Izabell |
Subject: | Re: Tough Times All Around |
Suit yourself. My friend, Jen, met a guy on eHarmony or Match or whatever the hell and now they’re getting married this summer.
Sent: | Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 8:10 PM |
From: | Izabell |
To: | Elizabeth |
Subject: | Re: Tough Times All Around |
Yeah, right, my luck, it’ll be e(DIS)Harmony or NON-Match. I would never, ever subject myself to being rejected ON-line. It’s bad enough being rejected IN-person. My computer is the only safe haven I have left.
Sent: | Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 8:12 PM |
From: | Elizabeth |
To: | Izabell |
Subject: | Re: Tough Times All Around |
Methinks the lady doth protest too much …
Draft: | Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 8:13 PM |
From: | Izabell |
To: | Elizabeth |
Subject: | Re: Tough Times All Around |
This e-mail was written but not sent and will save as Draft until further action.
Fine. I’ll consider it. But only to prove you wrong!
Sent: | Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 11:38 PM |
From: | Izabell |
To: | Elizabeth |
Subject: | Re: Tough Times All Around |
Sorry, not gonna happen. I may be dateless, but NOT desperate.
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