Talking Cock

by Herring, Richard

• ISBN13: 9781560256083
• ISBN10: 1560256087
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2004-05-28
• Publisher: Da Capo Lifelong Books

Summary

The self-proclaimed foremost authority on the penis, Richard Herring decided to stand up for the humble willy, worshipped in ancient times, now consigned to a standing joke. Talking Cock combines answers to questions about sexuality, circumcision, and strange behavior with a deeply researched history, poignant true-life confessions, and insights from the hilarious to the downright obscene.

Author Biography

Richard Herring has performed the stage version of Talking Cock all over the UK and at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. He was the star of the BBC2’s Fist of Fun and This Morning With Richard Not Judy.

Table of Contents

Precock	ix
Introduction	1	(202)
1 Never Mind the Bollocks...Here's the Sex Pistol!	21	(24)
2 The History of Mr Jolly	45	(26)
3 From Tiny Acorns...	71	(14)
4 The First Cut Is the Deepest	85	(20)
5 Shaking Hands with the Unemployed	105	(14)
6 Men Will Fuck Mud	119	(18)
7 The Naughty Nazi Salute	137	(24)
8 Let Now the Penis Be Praised	161	(26)
9 Prick My Prick: Does It Not Bleed?	187	(16)
10 I Don't Use It As A Rule	203	(30)
11 Brains in Their Y-Fronts	233	(14)
12 Filling the Unforgiving Minute	247	(20)
APPENDIX Copy of the email I sent to Nestle	267	(2)
Bibliography	269	(2)
Websites	271	(2)
Acknowledgements	273