Thanks for Tuning in

by Ruelas, Richard

• ISBN13: 9780975282205
• ISBN10: 0975282204
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2005-05-30
• Publisher: Boffo Books

Author Biography

Richard Ruelas is a metro columnist for The Arizona Republic.

Table of Contents

Introduction	1	(2)
Chapter 1. In Which Billy is Born and Rides a Yacht	3	(5)
Chapter 2. In Which Billy Discovers Toy Soldiers, Movies and the Desert	8	(5)
Chapter 3. In Which Billy Tells His First Joke	13	(3)
Chapter 4. In Which Billy Builds a Bomb Shelter and Sees his Dad Go to War	16	(4)
Chapter 5. In Which Billy Meets His Wife	20	(3)
Chapter 6. In Which Billy Becomes Nos and Meets Twins in Arizona	23	(3)
Chapter 7. In Which Nos Pretends to be Catholic and Boxes his Way to Arizona	26	(4)
Chapter 8. In Which Nos Graduates High School and Creates Wallace	30	(5)
Chapter 9. In Which Nos Goes to College and Becomes the Black Phantom	35	(6)
Chapter 10. In Which Nos Leaves College and Sells Fruit in Arizona	41	(4)
Chapter 11. In Which Bill Meets Ladmo and Becomes Wallace	45	(4)
Chapter 12. In Which Wallace Gets on TV and Works at a Bar	49	(7)
Chapter 13. In Which Wallace Gets a Ladmo	56	(11)
Chapter 14. In Which Wallace Fights the Competition and Some Bulls	67	(12)
Chapter 15. In Which Wallace Welcomes McMahon to the Show and Then Watches him Leave	79	(12)
Chapter 16. In Which Wallace Becomes Grudgemeyer and Hosts a Show Without Wearing a Shirt	91	(5)
Chapter 17. In Which Wallace and Gerald Make Children Go Crazy	96	(7)
Chapter 18. In Which Wallace Sees Hub Kapp Get Bigger than The Beatles	103	(7)
Chapter 19. In Which Wallace Creates a Cast	110	(5)
Chapter 20. In Which Wallace Meets Ali and Hands out Ladmo Bags	115	(5)
Chapter 21. In Which Wallace Gets a Lingering Illness and Everyone Gets Fired, Including McMahon and Ladmo	120	(10)
Chapter 22. In Which Wallace's Marriage Crumbles and Rawls Gets Fired Because of Wrestling	130	(7)
Chapter 23. In Which Wallace Gets Married and a New Boss Tries to Kill the Show	137	(10)
Chapter 24. In Which the Government Forces a Police Presence on the Show	147	(7)
Chapter 25. In Which Wallace Gets a Second Wind	154	(6)
Chapter 26. In Which Wallace's Parents Die and His Show Starts To	160	(10)
Chapter 27. In Which Everyone Celebrates and Wallace Pulls the Plug	170	(5)
Chapter 28. In Which Wallace Gives Ladmo a Cookie He'll Regret and The Show Ends	175	(6)
Chapter 29. In Which Wallace Fights the Battle of Gettysburg and Goes to Court to Testify Against Ladmo	181	(5)
Chapter 30. In Which Wallace Says Goodbye to Ladmo	186	(3)
Chapter 31. In Which Wallace Sees Himself in a Play and Gets Cancer	189	(5)
Chapter 32. In Which Wallace Gets Placed in a Museum	194	(2)
Chapter 33. In Which Wallace Plants a Tree	196