Trouble Is My Beeswax

by Hale, Bruce

• ISBN13: 9780152167189
• ISBN10: 0152167188
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2003-09-01
• Publisher: Harcourt Childrens Books

Summary

When it comes to splitting dessert, Chet Gecko may cheat a little, but who's going to complain if Chet's half is more like two-thirds? He's never been good at math.Still, there's a big difference between sneaking a bigger slice of stinkbug pie and sneaking the answers to Mr. Ratnose's history test. When a cheating ring is suspected at Emerson Hicky Elementary, Chet takes on the case as a matter of honor. Or of stupidity. It's so hard to tell the difference sometimes.

Author Biography

BRUCE HALE is the author of five picture books as well as the Chet Gecko mysteries. A popular speaker, teacher, and storyteller for children and adults, he was awarded a Fulbright grant in 1998 to teach storytelling and to study folklore in Thailand. He lives in Santa Barbara, California.

Excerpts

Cheat, Stink, and Be HairyIt was no use, no use. I had followed a lead as thin as a dragonfly wafer until it finally petered out here, in a blind alley. Swiveling my head right and left, I could tell-I was trapped. A whisper of fear tickled my neck.Then it hit me-foom! A shapeless something, heavier than a heartache, dropped onto my head and shoulders, dragging me down...down...when-"Chet Gecko?" A voice cut through the red darkness."Are you with us?" said my teacher, Mr. Ratnose.What was he doing in the alley?My eyes blinked open. "Wuzza?" With a supreme effort, I raised my head."If you can't stay awake, I'll have someone pinch you," he said.Several voices tittered.Mr. Ratnose's classroom swam into focus. Kids, chairs, chalkboards, and cream cheese-Bo Newt grinning, Shirley Chameleon simpering. I was back at my desk, at school, facing down Public School Enemy Number One: boredom.It was a humdrum morning at Emerson Hicky Elementary. You ask yourself, How dull can it get? Then you go to Mr. Ratnose's class, and you find out.The school newspaper on the corkboard said it all: BOREDOM EPIDEMIC FLATTENS SCHOOL. No duh.Mr. Ratnose shot me one last glare, then scrawled some numbers on the board. He claimed to be explaining fractions, but he might just as well have been describing his vacation in Left Armpit, Arizona.I longed for something, anything, to break the monotony.He turned with a flourish. "And now, time for history."Anything but that.But the lean rat had a surprise in store. He grabbed a stack of papers with one hand and thwacked them against his open palm."They say, 'History repeats itself,'" said Mr. Ratnose. "But I sincerely hope yesterday's won't."Bewildered faces greeted his remark.Mr. Ratnose began pacing. "I'm referring, of course, to your grades on yesterday's history test. I am deeply disappointed in you."Igor Beaver, a teacher's pet's pet, raised his hand. "Wh-what do you mean, teacher?" he whined. "Did I get a bad grade?"Mr. Ratnose's whiskers bristled. "No, Igor," he said, keeping his voice even. "You got a good grade. In fact, far too many of you got a good grade."Igor gasped. "You mean...?""I do. We've got cheaters!" Mr. Ratnose waved the stack of papers."B-but how do you know?" asked Igor."Because," our teacher snarled, "I added a dummy question."I thought, Giving a dummy question to these dummies is like sending snow to Eskimos. But I didn't say it.Mr. Ratnose looked like he was ready to take a bite out of our tests. "It was a trick question-none of you could've known the answer. But too many of you did."He tossed the offending tests onto his desk. His gaze raked the classroom. "Look at the student on your right."Igor and Cassandra the Stool Pigeon looked right. The rest of us stared at our teacher, beaming confusion like a country-western station beams corniness."Look right!" snarled Mr. Ratnose.We looked."Now look left."We looked again.Mr. Ratnose bared his

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