To Make My Countrymen Love Poetry | p. 3 |
Funktionslust | p. 9 |
A Girl's Best Friend | p. 11 |
To Prove that We Existed Before You Were Born | p. 13 |
Times Stringer Meets the Credit Repairman | p. 15 |
Potato Bug | p. 17 |
Beggars | p. 19 |
Reading The Canterbury Tales, I Mourn Lost Words | p. 21 |
Language as Self-Defense | p. 23 |
Flu | p. 25 |
Helpless | p. 26 |
Reading About Rwanda | p. 29 |
Feeling Sorry for Myself | p. 31 |
Yiddish for Goys | p. 33 |
So Help Me God | p. 36 |
Charles Harper Webb | p. 41 |
Vikings | p. 43 |
A Salesman and a Librarian | p. 45 |
I Love Fly-Fishing So Much | p. 46 |
Hard-Boiled Eggs | p. 48 |
Birdcage | p. 50 |
The New Marriage | p. 52 |
Against Sentimentality | p. 53 |
Naming Our Boy | p. 55 |
1957 | p. 57 |
Death Comes to the Baby Boom | p. 58 |
Second Honeymoon | p. 60 |
Congratulations, Charles H. Webb, You've Just Won Ten Million Dollars | p. 65 |
Waking at 3 AM | p. 70 |
The Lost One | p. 72 |
Unhappy Endings | p. 74 |
Magritte's Le Viol: The Rape | p. 76 |
Cocksucker | p. 78 |
Why Laurel Stopped Performing After Hardy Died | p. 80 |
Waiting | p. 82 |
Turtle | p. 83 |
The Reason for My Mistake | p. 84 |
Socks | p. 86 |
Hanging Blinds | p. 88 |
Closing Ceremonies | p. 90 |
"Did that Really Happen?" | p. 93 |
Approaching 50 | p. 95 |
About the Author | p. 99 |
Acknowledgments | p. 100 |
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