The Vice Guide to Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll

by Alvi, Suroosh; McInnes, Gavin; Smith, Shane

• ISBN13: 9780446692816
• ISBN10: 0446692816
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2003-09-01
• Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Summary

What started out as a few twenty-something drug addicts writing a newsletter and scamming welfare-to-work programs in the mid-nineties has become a global empire of hedonism that includes a magazine, a chain of retail stores, a clothing line, Vice Films, Vice TV, Vice Records, and viceland.com. A compilation of the magazines best articles over the past decade, the book includes hilarious, edgy, and informative guides to sex, music and the party scene. With outtakes and photos from their most famous issues, The Vice Guide....is an irreverent look at an outrageous cultural phenomenon. The Vice Guide....will appeal to the same audience who made bestsellers of The Onion, The Darwin Awards, and The Hipster Handbook. With a circulation of 200,000 this free monthly had taken its place alongside Rolling Stone and Spin, establishing itself as the voice of a generation. It was named the #1 trendsetting magazine for females 19-24 and #2 for males 25-30 by the Cassandra Report marketing survey. The Vice web site, viceland.com, has 80,000 unique users per month. Vice has signed with New Line Cinema to write and produce their own feature films. They have also signed with Atlantic Records to develop their own label and with Showtime to develop a comedy series.

Table of Contents

VICE-The Whole Story	1	(14)
SEX
The VICE Guide to Guilty Pleasures	15	(6)
The VICE Guide to Eating Pussy	21	(6)
The VICE Guide to Giving Head	27	(6)
The VICE Guide to Female Ejaculation	33	(3)
The VICE Guide to Anal Sex	36	(7)
Lost in Uranus	43	(5)
Sex Machine	48	(2)
Grandma Blowjob	50	(3)
The VICE Guide to Shagging Muslims	53	(4)
Darth Vader Uber Alles	57	(3)
The VICE Guide to Finding Yourself	60	(7)
DRUGS
The War on Drugs	67	(6)
Baked as Toast	73	(3)
Coke Jams 2002	76	(5)
Just Say, "Oh, No Way!"	81	(5)
Royal Trux's Jennifer Herrema Defends Psychotropic Drugs and the Like Most Awesome	86	(3)
People Who Had Bad Trips in High School	89	(3)
England Is Dreaming	92	(3)
Confessions of a Serial Killer	95	(3)
The VICE Guide to Drugs	98	(7)
The Best High Is a Government High	105	(8)
A Guy Who Was on Acid For a Whole Year	113	(7)
ROCK AND ROLL
Lords of the Dance	120	(4)
Punk Magazine's Not Dead	124	(2)
The Time Is Right to Fight!	126	(3)
Rock 'n' Roll's Mother Theresa	129	(4)
Blood, Guts, and Fjords	133	(4)
A Tribe Called Yawn	137	(2)
Rebel Girls	139	(3)
Special Reviews by Special Kids	142	(2)
Music, Partying, and Love	144	(11)
CRIME
VICE'S Top Ten Criminals of All Time	155	(1)
The Last Kiss - DOs & DON'Ts	156	(6)
Daddy's Little Slut	162	(4)
The VICE Guide to New York Graffiti	166	(6)
Corporate Judgement Day	172	(3)
You Can't Handle the Truth	175	(5)
The VICE Guide to Evil	180	(7)
Life in Hell	187	(6)
The VICE Guide to Foreign Policy	193	(7)
Dirty Deeds	200	(5)
The VICE Guide to Survival in Prison	205	(3)
The VICE Guide to Getting Beaten Up	208	(5)
My Mom Shot Me	213	(2)
The VICE Guide to Legal Defense	215	(4)
SPECIAL PEOPLE
My War	219	(3)
Sean and Bobby	222	(2)
How's Your Attitude?	224	(3)
Our Ten Favorite Psychopaths	227	(3)
Interview with a Crazy Guy	230	(2)
Interview with a Big Huge Fat Guy	232	(3)
Interview with a Black Guy	235	(5)
Latino Is the New Black	240	(4)
Hey Nigger!	244	(3)
The Day I Joined the KKK	247	(4)
Hooray for Hate	251	(4)
Stop Immigration!	255	(4)
A New Look at the Population Problem from the Church of Euthanasia	259	(3)
The VICE Guide to Every Religion in the World	262	(6)
Axe the Farm	268	(2)
New York Sucks-So Why Did I Move Here?	270	(3)
Queer and Careless	273	(3)
Was Jesus a Fag?	276	(3)
Free the Slaves and Your Ass Will Follow	279	(2)
No Shit	281	(1)
Experiment 36: Corn in Your Poo	282	(1)
What the Fuck Is That Guy Doing?	283	(3)
I Call Bullshit	286	(7)
Mondays	293	(3)
The VICE Guide to Happiness	296	(4)
Dear VICE	300	(3)
Celebrity Letters	303	(7)
Letter from Frank	310	(5)
EDUCATION
Suspended from School	315	(3)
High School Confidential, Part I	318	(3)
High School Confidential, Part II	321	(2)
Kids Are Stupid	323	(5)
VICE Obituaries	328	(3)
Acknowledgements	331