The Voodoo Revenge Book

by Shulman, Mark; Bartos, Joe

• ISBN13: 9781402700521
• ISBN10: 1402700520
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2002-09-01
• Publisher: Main Street

Summary

Some people naturally get what's coming to them. For the rest, there's voodoo. Stick it to 'em! If you've got obnoxious, irritating, and aggravating folks in your life (and who doesn't?), why not give them what they so richly deserve? Nothing channels your rage better than these sacred rituals and chants, all translated and fully updated for the modern household. Page after page reveals the mysteries of the ages, so you'll find plenty of evil, vengeful acts to wreak havoc on the telemarketer, roommate, neighbors, and pesky in-laws. Make that bill collector pay for taking your hard earned money. Cut the snob down to size. Teach that ingrate some appreciation. It's so easy. All the items you need will be right in your cupboards and closets. (And don't worry about what they are. We don't make you suffer to get your revenge.) So go ahead-enjoy hours and hours of satisfying occult activity at home and work. If life doesn't stick it to people the way it should, that's what the little pins are for. They'll feel worse; then you'll feel better!

Table of Contents

Introduction	p. 5
How to Voodoo	p. 6
How to Make a Voodoo Doll	p. 8
How to Voodoo the Always Late	p. 10
How to Voodoo the Bad Driver	p. 12
How to Voodoo the Bill Collector	p. 14
How to Voodoo the Borrower	p. 16
How to Voodoo the Boss	p. 18
How to Voodoo the Brat	p. 20
How to Voodoo the Butt-insky	p. 22
How to Voodoo the Careless	p. 24
How to Voodoo the Cell Phone Addict	p. 26
How to Voodoo the Cheapskate	p. 28
How to Voodoo the Cheat	p. 30
How to Voodoo the Competitor	p. 32
How to Voodoo the Co-Worker	p. 34
How to Voodoo the Critic	p. 36
How to Voodoo the Customer	p. 38
How to Voodoo the Ex	p. 40
How to Voodoo the Freeloader	p. 42
How to Voodoo the Gossip	p. 44
How to Voodoo the Grouch	p. 46
How to Voodoo the In-Law	p. 48
How to Voodoo the Ingrate	p. 50
How to Voodoo the Insulter	p. 52
How to Voodoo the Know-It-All	p. 54
How to Voodoo the Lender	p. 56
How to Voodoo the Liar	p. 58
How to Voodoo the Neighbor	p. 60
How to Voodoo the Party Pooper	p. 62
How to Voodoo the Pest	p. 64
How to Voodoo the Pet Owner	p. 66
How to Voodoo the Petty	p. 68
How to Voodoo the Promise Breaker	p. 70
How to Voodoo the Rip-Off	p. 72
How to Voodoo the Roommate	p. 74
How to Voodoo the Rude	p. 76
How to Voodoo the Selfish	p. 78
How to Voodoo the Slacker	p. 80
How to Voodoo the Slob	p. 82
How to Voodoo the Snob	p. 84
How to Voodoo the Stubborn	p. 86
How to Voodoo the Suck-Up	p. 88
How to Voodoo the Telemarketer	p. 90
How to Voodoo the Traitor	p. 92
Index	p. 94
Read This Last	p. 96
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