Wedding Wit Over 1,000 Humorous Quotes on Tying the Knot

by Powell, Mike

• ISBN13: 9781853758041
• ISBN10: 1853758043
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2011-05-01
• Publisher: Carlton Publishing Group

Summary

More than 1,000 super quotes perfect for bride-and-grooms to be--or to use as helpful speech writing ideas--adorn the pages of this hilarious book It's the biggest, happiest, scariest day of your life--but you don't have to feel alone. Collected here in this humorous volume are wit and wisdom from a host of celebrity couples as they recall the day they tied the knot. From crazy bachelor and bachelorette party antics to mislaid rings and questionable Best Man speeches--this fun guide will have even the most apprehensive of the betrothed laughing well into their honeymoons and beyond.

Author Biography

Michael Powell is the author of more than 60 books on various subjects, including 100 Pretentious Nursery Rhymes, Celebrity Insults, and High Society.

Table of Contents

Introduction	p. 5
Marriage	p. 9
Soul Mates	p. 13
Other Reasons to Tie the Knot	p. 26
Proposal and Engagement	p. 36
Taming the Beast	p. 44
Guests and Invitations	p. 47
Making Plans	p. 52
Going on a Diet	p. 62
Stag and Hen Night	p. 64
Last-Minute Jitters	p. 67
Dressing Up	p. 70
Ceremony and Vows	p. 80
Vicar, Rabbi, Priest	p. 91
The Ring	p. 93
Bridesmaids	p. 95
Speeches and Toasts	p. 97
Photos and Videos	p. 103
The Cake	p. 106
Food and Drink	p. 108
Song and Dance	p. 112
Gifts	p. 116
Wedding Night	p. 119
Honeymooners and Newlyweds	p. 122
Gay Weddings	p. 128
Celebrity Weddings	p. 133
Breaking Up	p. 140
Staying Single	p. 154
Marrying Again	p. 161
Forsaking All Others	p. 165
Happily Ever After	p. 171
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