Kinky Friedman is a country music singer, politician, Texas Monthly columnist, the author of a successful mystery series, and was a candidate for governor in Texas in 2006. He wants to take things back to a time when the cowboys all sang and their horses were smart. To find out more, go to www.kinkyfriedman.com or www.utopiarescue.com.
Acknowledgments | p. xiii |
A Message from the Author | p. xv |
Introduction | p. 1 |
Advice on Life, Death, and Everything in Between | p. 5 |
Unfair Game | p. 7 |
Arrivederci Melanoma | p. 11 |
A Pocket Guide to Mullets | p. 16 |
The Five Mexican Generals Plan | p. 22 |
Bring Him On | p. 25 |
Epilogue | p. 30 |
Strange Bedfellows | p. 32 |
I Don't | p. 36 |
Zero to Sixty | p. 41 |
Tennis Anyone? | p. 46 |
Smoke Gets in Your Eyes | p. 55 |
My Personal Heroes | p. 61 |
The Navigator | p. 63 |
Don Imus Died for Our Sins | p. 67 |
Animal Heroes | p. 72 |
Tangled Up in Bob | p. 80 |
Poly-Ticks | p. 85 |
Two Jacks | p. 90 |
Hero Anagrams | p. 95 |
Ode to Billy Joe | p. 96 |
The Back of the Bus | p. 100 |
Lottie's Love | p. 108 |
Advice on Writing | p. 113 |
Killing Me Softly | p. 115 |
Fictional Characters Killed Off by Their Creators | p. 120 |
Talent | p. 124 |
Strange Times to Be a Jew: Notes on Michael Chabon's Latest Novel | p. 129 |
Don't Forget | p. 134 |
A Tribute to Me | p. 142 |
What Would Kinky Read? | p. 149 |
Questions From a British Journalist-1999 | p. 153 |
Does Not Compute | p. 159 |
Advice on Going on a Journey | p. 163 |
Texas for Dummies | p. 165 |
Never Travel with an Adult Child | p. 169 |
How to Deliver the Perfect Air Kiss | p. 179 |
Let Saigons Be Bygones | p. 183 |
Wild Man from Borneo | p. 188 |
Mad Cowboy Disease | p. 193 |
Cliff Hanger | p. 197 |
Robert Louis Stevenson in Samoa | p. 202 |
Watch What You Sing | p. 209 |
Advice on Coming Home | p. 215 |
A Little Night Music | p. 217 |
God's Own Cowboys | p. 220 |
Shoshone the Magic Pony | p. 223 |
The Hummingbird Man | p. 228 |
How To Handle a Nonstop Talker in a Post-9/11 World | p. 233 |
Social Studies | p. 238 |
Gettin' My Goat | p. 243 |
Change, Pardners | p. 255 |
Coming of Age in Texas | p. 260 |
Romeo and Juliet of Medina | p. 264 |
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