White Collar Slacker's Handbook

by Saltzman, Marc

• ISBN13: 9780789733108
• ISBN10: 0789733102
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2005-01-01
• Publisher: Que

Table of Contents

Introduction	1	(6)
1 Hey, Didn't You Get My Email?
Answer Email from Your East Chair Instead of Your Desk Chair	7	(10)
Forwarding Basics: The Stuff You Ned to Know	8	(1)
Let Outlook Express to Your Dirty Work	9	(2)
Get In on the Fun with Outlook 2003	11	(4)
Tricks and Other Sneaky Stuff to Do When Replying to Forwarded Mail	15	(2)
Fake a Corrupted Document	17	(1)
Email Auto-Replies-It's Like Having Your Own Personal Assistant	18	(8)
Tools and rules: Setting Up Auto-replies with Outlook Express	19	(4)
Having a Slack Attack? Set Up Your Auto-replies in Outlook 2003	23	(3)
It Is Better to Send Than receive: Fun with Email Timers	26	(5)
2. Chat Slack	31	(18)
Disabling the Idle Notification	34	(5)
AIM Users	36	(1)
Yahoo! Messenger Users	37	(1)
MSN Messenger Users	38	(1)
Editing the Awal or Bush Messages	39	(4)
AIM Users	39	(2)
Yahoo! Messenger Users	41	(2)
Forwarding Your Messages to a Mobile Phone	43	(6)
AIM Users	43	(2)
Yahoo! Messenger Users	45	(1)
MSN Messenger Users	46	(3)
3 Remote Access Software, Your Best Friend	49	(20)
Access Your Home or Work Computer-Anytime, Virtually Anywhere	50	(19)
Work from pcAnywhere-With a Little Help from Symantec	54	(4)
Click That Green Banner Ad! Introducing GoToMyPC	58	(5)
Peering Through the Windows	63	(6)
4 Portable Gadgets, Your Office away from the Office	69	(30)
Finding Your Way Out of a BlackPerry Jam	70	(7)
Goodbye Auto-Signature, Hello Three-Hour Lunch	72	(4)
Hide Behind the Subject	76	(1)
Get Sports Updates Right on Your BlackBerry	77	(1)
Put the Mobile rack into Your Mobile Phone	77	(7)
Sound Effects-Your Instant Alibi	78	(2)
Set Yourself Free with Verizon's iobi Home	80	(2)
Pay It Forward	82	(1)
Fun with Cell Phone Games	83	(1)
PDA and SmartPhone Tips	84	(15)
Wanna Get Out of a Meeting?	85	(1)
Get Your PEA in on the Slacking	86	(3)
DVDs in the Palm of Your Hand?	89	(4)
PDA Games Galore!	93	(6)
5 More Slacking Bites and Bytes	99	(44)
Panic Buttons Are for Your Security-Job Security, That Is	101	(8)
Get Personal Protection at Don's Boss! Page	101	(2)
Play Games Worry-Free with Built-in Panic Buttons	103	(2)
Keep Your Online Activity Out of Sight	105	(4)
Erase Your History, Cover Your Tracks	109	(10)
Terminate Your History and Avoid a Total Recall	110	(4)
Don't Despair, Try Manual History Removal	114	(3)
Protect Your Personal Files and Folders	117	(2)
Other Fun Tips for Successful Slacking	119	(12)
Hide Your Taskbar from Prying Eyes	119	(2)
Fun with Screensavers	121	(6)
PC Audio Tricks	127	(1)
Fake Installation Programs Can Create Useful Break Time	128	(3)
Ten Tips to Better Web Searching	131	(2)
Free Games to Slack Off With	133	(4)
Moraff's MoreJongg 3D	134	(1)
America's Army	135	(1)
Chrysler World Tours Golf	136	(1)
Dink Smallwood	136	(1)
A Chat with the "Don" of Slacking	137	(6)
6 Office Shenanigans	143	(17)
Unleash the Practical Joker in You	144	(6)
Make Your Co-Worker Avoid His Start Button	145	(1)
Install Random Burper for a Full Range of Disgusting Noises	146	(1)
Start Moving, More Fun with the Start Button	146	(1)
The Shocking Mouse Delivers a Jolt to Its User	146	(1)
Cook Up Some Great Discussions for Break Time at StrangeReports.com	147	(1)
Give Your Co-Worker Hours of Frustration with Slippery Mouse	147	(1)
Noisy Keyboard Speaks for Itself	148	(1)
Win-Error and the Blue Screen of Death	148	(1)
Watch Your Step-Mouse Droppings Alert!	148	(1)
Email Fun on the run	148	(1)
Add/Remove Programs Prank	149	(1)
Give 'Em the Finger	150	(1)
Slacking Websites You Shouldn't Miss	150	(5)
The Scotsman	150	(1)
KillSomeTime.com	151	(1)
IShouldBeWorking.com	151	(1)
Bored At Work	152	(1)
IWorkWithFools.com	152	(1)
Recruiters Network "Call in Sick" Excuses	152	(1)
Office Diversions	152	(1)
Slacker's Guild	153	(1)
That Was Funny	153	(1)
Christian's & Scott's Interactive Top Ten List	153	(1)
Working Stiff "Stress-o-Meter"	154	(1)
Download.com	154	(1)
BBC Lancashire-Office Fun	154	(1)
iOuit	154	(1)
No PC? No Gadgets? No Worries! (Re)Introducing the Classics	155	(5)
Ye Old "Chair Cape"	156	(1)
Look Busy, Stupid	156	(1)
Look Annoyed	157	(1)
B Messy!	157	(1)
Don't Touch That Dial	157	(1)
Come In to Work Early	158	(2)
Index	160