Who Cut the Cheese? : An A-Mazing Parody about Change and How We Can Get Our Hands on Yours

by Jarlsberg, Stilton; Bleucheese, Kenneth, Ph.D.

• ISBN13: 9780609608913
• ISBN10: 0609608916
• Edition: 1st
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2000-08-01
• Publisher: Crown Pub

Summary

Parody Who Cut the Cheese?is a parable (Latin for "terrible parody") in which four characters must find a way through a maze in their hunt for "Cheese." But please keep in mind that this cheese is actually symbolic of the things that we all want out of life: success and self-confidence, a nice house, a loving marital relationship, perfect children, a loyal dog, indoor plumbing, good Chinese food, several million tax-free dollars, and red-hot sex with multiple partners. The "Maze" in this story is symbolic of the twisting, turning, confusing, mugger-filled blind alleys of Your Life. More important, since you're being compared to a rat in this book, the whole "Maze" analogy works like a charm. When you come to see the "Psychobabble on the Wall," you can discover for yourself how to deal with change and how to find the Cheese that will make your life joyous and fulfilling. Failing that, feel free to take crayons and color in all the pictures. It's fun, it's therapeutic, and it will make it impossible for you to return this book for a refund.

Author Biography

Stilton Jarlsberg, M.D., has made vast professional strides, which is no small accomplishment considering he is only six inches tall. By virtue of this fact, he was awarded a scholarship to medical school so that he might actually participate in experiments alongside lab rats as a human "control." His experience with mazes and cheesy rewards speaks volumes about the expertise he brings to the book you currently hold in your hands.<br><br>His previous book, <b>The One Minute Mangler</b>, was originally the story of a psychotic, brutally sadistic serial killer and sold fewer than a dozen copies. However, when he realized that many of the psycho killer's torture techniques could be successfully applied to the business world, he reedited the book and released it as a nonfiction management manual, at which time

Table of Contents

Our Brains Come Apart	15	(2)
Behind the Story of the Story	17	(6)
Kenneth Bleucheese
A Reunion: Schenectady, NY	23	(3)
The Story of ``Who Cut the Cheese?''	26	(45)
Rats and People
Mmm, Cheese!
Who Cut the Cheese?
Snitch and Scamper
Hit and Ho
Oh My God, Please Not the Maze
Throwing Up From Fear
Thanks, I Feel Better Now
Wandering Endlessly
Post No Bills
Psychobabble and Hunger Pangs
Something Smells Like Cheese
Who the Hell Are These Guys?
Squeals of Death
Gosh, Change Isn't So Bad
Another Round, Bartender: Later That Night	71	(6)
Author! Author!	77	(2)
Spread the Cheese	79