Who Is Killing Doah's Deer?

by Markowitz, Jeff

• ISBN13: 9780595317608
• ISBN10: 059531760X
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2004-06-30
• Publisher: Iuniverse Inc

Table of Contents

The Dead Deer Tableau	1	(5)
Corporate Downsizing	6	(4)
Cassie's Posse	10	(7)
Pheromones A-Flying	17	(5)
Bill's Boxer Shorts	22	(4)
DOA in Doah	26	(6)
Power Breakfast	32	(4)
Little Blue Men with Big Blue Heads	36	(2)
The Officer's Blunt Declaration	38	(4)
Striking Dead Deer Pay Dirt	42	(3)
Adaptation and Selection	45	(3)
Anaphylactic Shock	48	(4)
The Fetal Pig Controversy	52	(4)
Wehnke's Woods	56	(3)
Deer are dying and	59	(3)
The Goddess of Wehnke's Woods	62	(6)
Marching to the Battle of Trenton	68	(5)
In the Library with a Leadpipe?	73	(5)
Andirons and Cast-Iron Kettles, Statuary and Spittoons	78	(5)
Clara, Abigail and Sally	83	(5)
I'll Need that in Triplicate	88	(4)
Evidence of a Pattern	92	(4)
Another Successful Meeting of the Doah Township Planning Board	96	(9)
The Nut Oil Delivery System	105	(6)
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea	111	(9)
To County Antrim	120	(4)
Abigail's Cough Worsens	124	(6)
Chicks with Attitudes	130	(4)
Like a Vanilla Cream Donut	134	(10)
No Advance Warning, No Courtesy Phone Call	144	(6)
Pressure on One End of a Closed System	150	(5)
Nearly Normal, Illinois	155	(7)
Beloved Wife, Mother, Grandmother and Sister	162	(7)
An Inherently Beneficial Use	169	(9)
A Peek of Her Own	178	(8)
A Bath and a Shot of Tullamore Dew	186	(5)
Call Me Little Jim	191	(2)
Afterword	193