Whose Panties Are These? More Misadventures from Funny Women on the Road

by Leo, Jennifer L.

• ISBN13: 9781932361117
• ISBN10: 1932361111
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2004-08-27
• Publisher: Travelers' Tales

Summary

Following on the heels of the successful Sand in My Bra and Other Misadventures: Funny Women Write from the Road comes another collection of hilarious travel stories by women. From America to Australia to everywhere in between, the true stories in Whose Panties are These? will have you shaking your head in disbelief and rolling in the aisles.

• Escape to New York for the wax job of your life and "Blame It on Rio" with Cynthia Barnes
• Fly with "Sex in the City" writer Cindy Chupack and "The Mile High and Dry Club" and be glad you weren’t there with her
• Get on the "Case of the Date Post Mortem" with Colette O’Connor and find out what really happened
• Go "Knocking on Heaven’s Door" with Anne Lamott and discover why sometimes it helps to "get religion"
• Try to put on weight with Wendy Soref in Senegal where "Small Butts" are an embarrassment to women and a turnoff to men
• Take a sidekick to Vienna with Jessica Maxwell and see how the Austrians handle the "Cowboy Waltz"...and much more

Table of Contents

Introduction	p. xiii
Underwear and Tear	p. 1
The Chicken Theory	p. 7
Cabin Pressure	p. 11
Where the Size of Your Butt Matters	p. 21
Tears from Turkey	p. 28
Hemorrhoids in Holland	p. 33
A Tale of Two Churches	p. 39
The Mile-High and Dry Club	p. 46
Blame It on Rio	p. 50
Don't Slap the Witchdoctor	p. 54
When You Gotta Go	p. 66
Waiting for the Big "O"	p. 69
Emboldened by Women in High Heels	p. 76
Eat My Shorts...If You Can Find Them	p. 86
Fruit Bats and Healers	p. 91
The Pen is Mightier Than the Prick	p. 106
Blind Faith	p. 109
The Barf Boat	p. 114
The Adventures of Mega-Chicken	p. 118
Midmorning Express	p. 123
See How She Runs	p. 131
A Cowboy in Vienna	p. 137
Squeaky Clean, and Then Some	p. 144
Flora and Fauna in Madrid	p. 151
Miami Spice	p. 156
The Miniature Mariachi Band Panties Invasion	p. 165
Confessions of a Food Smuggler	p. 168
Open Your Mouth and Say Om	p. 173
Entomology and Earplugs	p. 183
Pleasure Tips	p. 192
Aurora Borealis and the Big Boom	p. 198
Index of Contributors	p. 202
Acknowledgments	p. 203
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