Wild Hairs

by Schow, David J.

• ISBN13: 9781930235083
• ISBN10: 1930235089
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2000-12-01
• Publisher: Lightning Source Inc

Summary

A collection of columns and essays by rabble-rouser Schow.

Table of Contents

Introduction: Stalking the Wild Hair	p. i
The War God Years	p. 1
Seeing Red	p. 4
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You ... Maybe	p. 8
The Fast Food Platter	p. 12
The Dumb Leading the 'Blind'	p. 16
Of Writers, Editors, and Horror Stories	p. 20
Fang-Bang, or: 40!- Gorgeous Hunks - 40!	p. 25
The Subversion of Youth	p. 27
Stupid Horror Question Tricks	p. 32
Guess Who Has a Star on Hollywood Boulevard?	p. 37
Crushed by the Carousel of Progress	p. 43
Horror Rises From the Grave ... Again!	p. 51
The British, [characters not reproducible]Massacre and Other Cuts	p. 57
The Last of the FM Kids	p. 64
The Garage Kit That Ate My Garage	p. 70
Woo! Woo! Woo!	p. 76
Lost Gorefest Rediscovered!	p. 81
The Horror Book of Cliches	p. 86
Door Wars	p. 91
Rated 'S' for Stupid	p. 98
Revenge of the Return of the Remake of Creature from the Black Lagoon	p. 104
The Boulevard of Broken Screens: Part One	p. 117
The Boulevard of Broken Screens: the Sequel	p. 123
Take This Child and Shove It	p. 128
Viva Ze	p. 133
Pinball Lizards	p. 138
The Big Dos Equis	p. 143
2 Stupid 2 Live	p. 149
For Brandon	p. 155
Frankenstein 1994	p. 160
The World's Hardest-Boiled Dick	p. 166
The Inevitable Outer Limits Column	p. 174
Sinny Skolliwol 101 (Part One)	p. 179
Hitchers and Hitchees	p. 184
Sinny Skolliwoll 101 (Part Two)	p. 188
Carding All Contributors	p. 193
De Vermis Mysteriis	p. 199
Insert Blurb Here	p. 205
The Anti-Dave	p. 212
Con-Dumb	p. 218
Memo From the Trenches, Part One	p. 223
Symps	p. 229
Mo' Better Depravity	p. 234
Risky for the Midgets	p. 240
Living Dead at the Westchester Morgue	p. 245
That's Pees-Toe-Lair-Oh to You	p. 251
Dead at 41	p. 257
In Search of the Chile Suppository	p. 265
Tilting @ Wordmills	p. 270
Three Profiles	p. 275
Joe R. Lansdale His Ownself	p. 275
Created By Richard Christian Matheson	p. 279
Here a Bont...	p. 286
The End... Or Is It? (Afterword/Credits)	p. 291
Index	p. 297
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