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| Epigraph | p. vii |
| List of Illustrations | p. xi |
| Foreword | p. xiii |
| A Guide's Toughest Clients | p. 1 |
| How a Guide Gets Clients | p. 7 |
| Getting Lost in the Wilderness | p. 10 |
| Endangered Species | p. 13 |
| Guide Showdown | p. 16 |
| A Guide's Toughest Hike | p. 19 |
| The Olympic Peninsula's Best Fisherman | p. 22 |
| The Nude Fishing Discount | p. 25 |
| The Olympic Hot Springs | p. 30 |
| Saturday Night in the Fifth Reich | p. 35 |
| The Bear Problem | p. 39 |
| The Mountain Goat Problem | p. 41 |
| The Elk Problem | p. 44 |
| Checkers the Cat | p. 47 |
| Wally the Weasel | p. 59 |
| Backpacking | p. 62 |
| Bird Watching | p. 65 |
| Canoeing the Dungeness | p. 68 |
| Thanksgiving | p. 71 |
| Holiday Stress | p. 74 |
| Christmas on a Budget | p. 77 |
| Robbie Burns Day | p. 80 |
| Valentine's Day | p. 83 |
| Mothers Day | p. 86 |
| The Horse Whimperer | p. 89 |
| False Dungeness | p. 92 |
| A Hundred Years from Nowhere | p. 95 |
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