Sometimes pets get mad...when the dog wants to go for a walk but is told "not right now" or when the cat is yelled at for scratching its claws on the couch. But what if these lovable animal companions could tell us their thoughts during those moments of anger? In every vulgar word, this book reveals exactly what our pissed off pets would be spouting if only they could talk. In hilarious detail it puts the raunchiest of swear words onto the same page as amazing adorable photos of dogs, cats, fish, birds, hamsters, snakes, and other popular pets.