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9780965903523

Don't Need No Soaps, My Life Is Soap Enough!

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  • ISBN13:

    9780965903523

  • ISBN10:

    0965903524

  • Format: Paperback
  • Copyright: 1999-04-01
  • Publisher: Busy As a Bea Productions
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Table of Contents

Dedication 6(5)
Introduction 11(2)
Part One: Love Will Make a Hard Behind and a Soft Head 13(6)
The Wedding and the Divorce
15(1)
Love Will Make a Hard Behind and a Soft Head
16(3)
Part Two: The Real Parents Training Manual 19(48)
Why Women Sleep So Much During Pregnancy ...and Other Related Mysteries of Life
21(4)
Rise and Shine, Mom is Packing a Water Bottle
25(1)
Dead, Dying or Bleeding
25(3)
Chewing Cream of Wheat
28(1)
Growing Moldy Sandwiches Under the Bed
29(2)
One Mouse and the Fish Committed Suicide
31(2)
My Daughter Gets a Job
33(3)
My Son - ``Slick Rick''
36(1)
Here We Go to the GYN
37(2)
Home Entertainment
39(2)
Warning to Parents of Adolescents: Beware the Invasion of the Body Snatchers
41(3)
Have Your Children Started Speaking a Second Language Yet?
44(1)
Girl Friends Warn Me I'm Suffering From Delusions That My Children Will Leave Home
45(3)
Addendum to ``Delusions''
48(1)
Going Shopping Part 1: The Real Test of Parenting
49(2)
Just Slit My Wrists and Pass the Pills
51(3)
Askari's Going to MIT
54(1)
More Than I Can Bear
55(6)
Becoming a Trend Setter
61(3)
My Revenge
64(3)
Part Three: Survival Techniques 67(36)
Survival Technique #1: Going to the Movies on My Lunch Break
69(1)
Survival Technique #2: Cheap Therapy... Reading Cards in the Card Shops
70(1)
My Only Vices are Cookies and Ice Cream
71(2)
Exercising with Joanie Greggins
73(2)
``Getting to the Level'' or ... My First Buying Trip to Victoria's Secret
75(3)
Going to the Professionals for Make-Up
78(3)
I'm Waiting on Ed McMahon
81(2)
Jamilah Tries to Burst My Bubble
83(2)
Oh, About That Ski Machine...!
85(2)
Gail is Making Me Wear Make-up and I Protest!
87(4)
Sometimes You Just Have to Celebrate!
91(1)
Allowance
92(2)
Safe Repository for My Sanity
94(3)
Who? Little Old Me? or the Chapter ``The Girl Friends Club'' Has Threatened to Burn... Because I Dared to Name Names!
97(6)
Part Four: Been There, Done That... And Have the Life Experiences to Prove it! 103(38)
Card Carrying Member of the CRS Club (If I Could Just Remember Where I Left it)
105(1)
Pity Parties and Murphy's Law
106(2)
Gorilla Suits and Punk Status
108(4)
Don't Want to Look Like I'm Confused
112(2)
Listening to That Voice of Reason
114(3)
Going Shopping Part 2: Fashions and Other Related Topics
117(3)
Believe Me, I'm No Expert On Love
120(6)
I'm a Dragon Slayer
126(3)
While You're Climbing That Mountain... Be Sure to Check Where You've Been
129(2)
I Refuse to Waste Good Energy on a Negative Situation
131(2)
Wanted: Female Engineer... Willing and Able to Design
133(3)
Growing Old
136(5)
Epilogue 141

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