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Foreword

Food, Fat and Other Aphrodisiacs

(24)

Chopsticks 101 or Where's the Meat

(2)

The Onion and Me

(3)

Me and V-8

(3)

Salad Bars - Dried Worms - and (choke) - Carrots

(2)

The Gift That Keeps On Annoying

(3)

Confessions Of An Addict

(3)

Introducing the LFS-1

(3)

Counting Calories and the Art of Self-Deceit

(3)

In China It's The Year Of The Septic Tank

(24)

I have an allergy. I' m allergic to work

(2)

``What's your sign?'' I said.

(3)

What do you send a sick florist?

(2)

I never had a penny to my name...

(3)

When you're down and out...

(3)

My wife missed her nap today...

(2)

Walk into an antique store and say, ``What's new?''

(3)

Things were rough when I was a baby

(3)

My Wife Drives a Momserati

(24)

It ain't a fit night out for man nor beast

(2)

How old would you be...

(3)

If a man is a fool, the best thing to do...

(2)

Saint: (noun) A dead sinner revised and edited

(3)

I think I shall never see...

(2)

...Where did we get the idea...

(3)

By sudden and adroit movement...

(3)

The very fact that we make such a to-do...

(3)

A Tatterdemalion Testimony To Technology

(24)

Writing is easy...

(3)

I love being a writer...

(2)

My editor told me...

(3)

One way I save energy...

(3)

Television, like technology, feeds on itself

(3)

The seat of the soul...

(3)

I have a simple philosophy

(4)

Machismo Is Not An Italian Cheese

(22)

I only like two kinds of men...

(2)

Margaret Mead on...

101

(3)

It's not the men in my life that count...

104

(3)

I like men to behave like men

107

(2)

A man, being what he is, is likely to play games...

109

(4)

A man will tell you that failing to be there...

113

(2)

It's a scientific fact that if you...

115

(4)

Irruoptop Is Potpourri Spelled Backwards

119

(24)

Women want mediocre men...

122

(2)

Authors are easy to get along with...

124

(4)

If you can't say anything good about someone...

128

(2)

It is said that there is one woman...

130

(3)

When my cousin, Jerome, visits...

133

(3)

God is not dead

136

(4)

The urge to gamble is so universal...

140

(3)

My Favorite Holiday Hasn't Been Invented Yet

143

(24)

The reason some men continue to smile...

146

(2)

Guaranteed. If it's good, they'll stop making it

148

(3)

Meetings are indispensable...

151

(3)

My favorite toast...

154

(3)

My advice is not to take life too seriously.

157

(3)

How can you whistle while you work...

160

(4)

My wife is a good driver

164

(3)

It's A Guy Thing

167

(26)

Love is a way with meaning for a woman

170

(2)

The whole motivation for any man...

172

(3)

To be a good politician...

175

(3)

Is it hot in the coal mines?

178

(3)

I've never understood why people...

181

(4)

Never eat at a place called Mom's

185

(4)

The average man's opinions...

189

(4)

One Last Thought

193

(2)

It's never as bad as you thought it would be

195

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